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That fucking piano is gonna fall on my head, I just know it.


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    sutenvulf

    why do I feel like the venomous animal statistic should be higher?

    fracked again

    If I have anything to do with it, it will be. It will be. *mad scientist laugh*

    Oriahna

    that really depends on where you live. If you live in australia, the odds would be way higher, whereas if you lived in greenland, not so much.

    alphgeek

    Well despite the many venomous creatures here it is exceedingly rare that they kill anyone. Death by shark is more likely. Not really that reassuring now I think about it.

    Puulaahi

    Unintentional injury is likely to do me in.

    deuce

    McDonald’s? Ugh… I alone should be skewing that statistic much lower.

    Kishi

    Yeah, that was the most depressing statistic to me.

    Sticky

    I haven’t had McDonalds since 2005. You and me both.

    Tyger42

    Haven’t had McD’s in over 6 months. Only reason I’ve ever eaten there in the past 5 years is when driving my truck over the road and shutting down somewhere where it’s the only place to get a hot meal nearby.

    pro_junior

    McDonalds double cheeseburgers are a good hangover remedy, but other than that I avoid eating there…

    DisplacedTexan

    probably have more chance of getting smallpox than eating at mcdonalds.

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