Though talking about it and making sure to put the price down is showing it off.

You are a fucking narcissistic cockbag who needs to go find somewhere to gloat other than a website that obviously thinks you need to get put in a woodchipper Fargo style. You get banned, then make a new account, then get banned again, and make a new account. There are other places for your autofellatio, go to one of them.

Maybe tumblr, or a garbage compactor.