Obama, through a masterful campaign, saved America and the world from the apocalyptic alternate reality of a mccain palin White House.
You think we have problems now? well we would be in much deeper shit if Obama didn’t save our asses from “holy-shit-I-won-I’m-having-a-heart-attack-mccain” and “I-don’t-know-shit-about-shit-palin”
hell we would probably be at war with Russia and China, back alley abortions would be all the rage…oh and the rapture, there would be lots of fuckin rapture, big time rapture in fact.

“And the unbelievers will be left in the toxic wasteland i have left them, and i will only stray from jeezus’ side to take brief jaunts to the poisoned wateland of the unbeliever so i can shoot endagered pandas with a minigun from my chopper.” -Prezident of Bizarro Amerika sara palin