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“Message From God”

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    Tardex

    Fucking awesome!
    But I still think thats a little harsh. Does voting for an idiot really warrant the possible destruction of everything you once held dear?

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    kazza-flazza

    yes, yes it does.
    this is one of the best things ive seen in a long time.

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    suicydking

    Sure, if you believe that 9/11 happened because NYC is too liberal and tolerates homosexuality.

    Only things is, these folks here are joking.

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    frogurtx

    So your house blows up after a tornado. The gov’ment comes and gives you lots of money and help. You vote for that gov’ment again. Makes sense no?

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    driver01z

    Wow – awesome

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    Puulaahi

    Hell exists in Florida.

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    LordPartyTime

    If God doesn’t exist, how can he wreak destruction on inhabitants of the east coast because of their voting practices?

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    vygramul

    Hate to rain on the parade, but http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/hurricane.asp

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    flintlocke

    Ah, snopes. Spoiling fun with pesky facts.

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    Annarchy

    Florida wasn’t smited (smoten, smitten?) by God because they voted for Bush. It was leveled because no one could figure out how to vote correctly. I think if an entire state can’t use its own voting system, its federal voting rights should be taken away for at least one election.

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    thequietguy

    I thought democrats don’t believe in god

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    frogurtx

    thequietguy: They do, he’s called Obama–and they want to bear his immaculate babies.

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    HoChunk

    –and his maculate ones as well.

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    Annarchy

    frogurtx:
    He’s not god. God is supposed to be an old white guy who is all wrathful. Nothing like Obama.

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    frogurtx

    Annarchy: Take away Obama’s Blackberry and see how long till you get shanked. buwhaha, i joke

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    kondspi

    vygramul: I didn’t know that this was on Snopes (or that it was a bit inaccurate.)

    Thanks for the link.

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    nyoki

    kondspi: Pics like this are almost always fake or altered. We just hope it’s funny. ;<)

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    bytehead

    Yeah, Charley almost went right over my house. Fun times with no electricity for five days. Florida with no A/C is not fun.

    And I still haven’t bought a generator. I’d probably forget to fuel the thing anyways.

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    Phyreblade

    Rofl… Amazing…

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    Adrian

    Another brilliant example of a circular argument:

    ++ add random fact that created a nuisance due to human behaviour and decision making.
    ++ add random disconnected fact that created a nuisance but which cannot be proven to be precipitated by humans (global warming bah! humbug!)
    ++ introduce god
    ++ stir well and simmer

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    traptin85

    probably because bush promised to fix stuff… although i wouldn’t know, i was in second grade during that election
    I remember i voted for bush in our mock election, because he looked nicer:)

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    Annarchy

    frogurtx:
    I think the Secret Service took away his shank. But, take away his Blackberry and expect a drive-by on your house real quick.

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    Phyreblade

    Adrian: You mean this isn’t proof that there’s a God?!? D00d.. You’re destroying the very foundations of my existential paradigm… 0_o

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    Puulaahi

    Okay, there is no God. Florida is simply cursed because of high number of retarded rednecks that live there.

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    Luke Magnifico

    If I were God, and I existed, I would have just carved ‘FUCK NO’ kilometre deep right across Texas.

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    Phyreblade

    LukeV1-5: And this is why you are no God… 😛

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    RocketFetus

    I remember I was in fifth grade during this election. I voted for Gore in the little mock-election the school held, because I felt like he looked like he’d try harder.

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    steve-o

    What? I see no correlation whatsoever between the black lines and the colours of the districts.

    Statistics FAIL.

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