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Dressed Up For Wal-mart

Added on August 14th, 2007 by | Report Post
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    MadMutant

    * Door Greeter *
    I’m sorry Ma’am, but you cannot purchase that 10 pound box of ‘Great Value Econo Tampons with insano glide moisture seeking applicator’ without a reservation…
    she must have one of ‘those’ Wal-Marts in her area..

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    EvilDon

    I would like to say at this time that I very rarely leave the house without a tie. Getting food, taking out the trash, it does not matter. Does anyone anymore have sufficient self respect to put a little effort in to their appearance?

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    roamingidiot

    In all honesty what kind of freak town would you live in where you must get dressed up to go to Wal-Mart. Damn CONSUMER WHORES!

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    Alec Dalek

    I don’t see the point of wearing an uncomfortable strip of silk around your neck and have the excess hang down your chest (a “tie”). It’s an illusion of formality. It’s meaningless!

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    EvilDon

    Alec

    “Daleks have no concept of elegance!”

    Ties are not uncomfortable unless you TRY to strangle yourself with it.

    Therefore, I bid you to grow up. Most adults in this world respect people who dress well. Do you have a well paying career (not just a job) that is not grunt work? Have you ever applied for a loan at a bank, and got it? If the answer is “yes” to these questions, you, more then likely, had to dress well at some point. I am not saying that one MUST dress SO nicely all of the time. But I do, and do well.

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    Caio

    Wow, I always thought I dressed nicely, but a tie to take out the garbage?

    Wow.

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    Alec Dalek

    Very few people still respect people that wear ties. Times have changed, dude.

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    mork

    yeah, um. this is from the local newspaper where I live. in fact, my wife is a reporter there. it’s the south, obviously, and this store was built outside of town – and on the wrong end of town, too. the lady in mention was glad to have a place she could go wearing rollers in her hair, etc. still, it’s hilarious.

    the clipping was featuring on The Tonight Show shortly after it ran a few years ago.

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    Cargen

    I have never seen a red neck dressed up… lol…

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    Brevity Truta

    I hope the Dollar Palace has provided that woman with a lifetime’s supply of out-of-date coconut milk, for the classy, classy business she’s brought them with her honest publicity spiel.

    I wear pearls and gloves to shop. Always. And take opera glasses to purvey the shelves.

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    mork

    you know, I’m not even sure where the place is. I know what street it’s on and what part of town, but I don’t ever go there. it’s not exactly a great neighborhood – even for small-town central Louisiana.

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    mork

    I was just telling my wife about tiki running this clip and she informed me that the Dollar Palace closed. Sadly, a Family Dollar moved in across the street and ran them out of business. Poor Ms. Jackson. 🙁

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    deleted_user

    This is only funny if you don’t understand it.

    Wal-mart is actually a nice place to shop.

    dollor stores are really crappy. bums could walk in there thats how bad it is

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    Kaze

    Maybe the part of the country YOU live in. Here the dollar stores have guards around them, and if you don’t have a suit pants combo, they won’t let you enter.

    There’s also a cover charge to get in, fortunately, its just a dollar.

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