Man Dies Because he Watched Twilight

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“A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.

The man’s body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.”

Full Article:
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224


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    Puulaahi

    You have been warned. Well that man wasn’t, but you are!

    KommissarKvC

    faggotry kills

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Then how are you still alive?

    figosound

    fapped too hard?

    outlanderssc

    I wonder if his body was completely drained of blood –

    sleepyjoe256

    No, but his asshole was left gaping from the faggotry.

    Erin

    most likely suicide

    Lemurian

    Yeah, he bought the ticket knowing what would happen.

    Kishi

    Died of embarrassment, I would hope.

    fracked again

    He was (sunglasses) bored to death.

    Lemurian

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    Z-master

    this is true, was a homeless chap. post-mortem results from memory came back as ‘not suspicious’ so maybe alcohol poisoning or natural causes or something

    Darkhell

    Damn I knew it was a matter of time until someone died from seeing vampires glitter.

    danielhayles

    Guy used to live on my street, no joke… He way always asking for cigarettes and had red wine vomit on his face