Man Dies Because he Watched Twilight

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“A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.

The man’s body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.”

Full Article:
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224



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    15 Responses ttto Man Dies Because he Watched Twilight

    1. Puulaahi says:

      You have been warned. Well that man wasn’t, but you are!

    2. KommissarKvC says:

      faggotry kills

    3. figosound says:

      fapped too hard?

    4. outlanderssc says:

      I wonder if his body was completely drained of blood –

    5. Erin says:

      most likely suicide

    6. Kishi says:

      Died of embarrassment, I would hope.

    7. fracked again says:

      He was (sunglasses) bored to death.

    8. Z-master says:

      this is true, was a homeless chap. post-mortem results from memory came back as ‘not suspicious’ so maybe alcohol poisoning or natural causes or something

    9. Darkhell says:

      Damn I knew it was a matter of time until someone died from seeing vampires glitter.

    10. danielhayles says:

      Guy used to live on my street, no joke… He way always asking for cigarettes and had red wine vomit on his face

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