Hunter X Hunter
Tags:Hunter S. Thompson, Johnny Depp
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(film)
extra-large condoms
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms.
“Yes we do,” he says. “Would you like to buy some?”
“No,” she replies. “But do you mind if I wait around until someone does?”
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Old pics of the 5770 – which I sold today
Bought for $100, sold for $100
Even told the guy it overheated at 67C and he still bought it.
It got terrible FPS in bad company 2, then a friend told me that it’s the drivers, and another steam friend told me he gets GREAT FPS with the same card.
So I feel a little bad after hearing that.
But I have a 4250 onboard, and can still play other games, just not at good settings.
It’s $170 at best buy right now…not sure if selling it for $100 was too low, but he’s the only guy that responded, and I paid $100 for it, so I broke even.
It cuts the music off when the voice comes on, which plays through the speakers – a great feature.
I needed to cover the cost of the avic700bt double din head unit with touch screen and navi, which was $300 used.
It’s great, btw. Got everything working and wires routed nicely.
saving the secret formulas
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas.
The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.
“What do you guys plan to do with the money?” the president asks the group.
The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, “Well, the first thing we’re going to do is fix the fucking brakes on that truck.”
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
Forza 3 – 1982 DeLorean DMC-12
From the Community Choice Classic pack released on 12/14/10.
Today I am spending $30 to get the game (Ultimate Edition) then another $5.00 to download the DLC pack with the DeLorean, then playing for 5 minutes just to feel like a badass, then probably never playing it again..such is the life of a gamer though.
Ace combat: Assualt Horizon street fight
Tags:Ace Combat, Gaming
get it becasues their fighting just feet above the ground.
posi-lock
If you’ve ever used these, you know how awesome they are
Got a $50 pack for $9 shipped on ebay.
Got the original pack for nostalgia (first got the pack of blue for about $10 at autozone years back when I first got into the jimmy. I had splices, but I wanted to do a decent job since the jimmy was a lot nicer than the s-15 I formerly had access to. also, I had a feeling I was going to be doing this a lot. and I did. Switched head units in the jimmy about 6 times. Nothing happened to them, just got bored of one in there all the time)
Peacock Spider, Maratus volans
This is a male doing his *attracting a female* stance.
I say he`s throwing up devil horns and jamming to some metal.
ten points to griffindor
Tags:Emma Watson, Harry Potter, Humor, NeSFW
the elephant’s trunk
A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?”
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replies.
“No, Mom. Down underneath.”
His mother blushes and says, “Oh, that’s nothing.”
The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, son.”
“Dad, I know what an elephant’s trunk is. The thing down there.”
The father says, “Oh, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
“Dad,” the son asks, “how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?”
The man takes a deep breath and explains, “Well son, here’s the truth. I’ve really spoiled that woman.”
reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com
summer glau – what the fuck is this shit
Tags:Forum Fodder, Humor, Summer Glau, Wallpaper
Nurse Ratchet
Tags:Movies, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
mario pacman crossover
Tags:Gaming, Humor, Mario, Pac-Man
Dragon Ball
Tags:Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Wallpaper
Batman
Tags:Assassins Creed, Batman, Humor, Metal Gear Solid, Team Fortress, Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
Outwitting the Spy.
time travel accident
Tags:Back To The Future, Doctor Who, Wallpaper
2011 is shitty so far, how’s your year?
Well, I’m broke, and no one’s signed up for MCS+ in like…5 months, so I’m thinking about doing away with it completely, or not so completely, but reduce the price and change what you get with it.
Anyways, I’m having peanut butter and rice for dinner tonight, cause my stupid cat broke her stupid leg and I had to spend all that money to get her fixed. Then I had a cold for all of christmas and new years, so I didn’t go out for either of those holidays, and didn’t get a NYE kiss, even from the sad fucks that were in the IRC room with me.
Guess I’ll just cry into my glass of water and look at dirty pictures from comic-images.com.
My first choice is Zatanna, god damn that woman is fine. Next up will be Mary Jane and Black Cat doing the nasty (NSFW), then I think I’ll just stare at all 200 results for “power girl“.
I’m also in need of a comic book wallpaper, so I guess I’ll take a minute or two over at www.zoom-comics.com where there’s uh, a few comic book wallpapers.
I’m sure that I haven’t told you guys about this other site: if only because maybe I did, but I forgot about it in my recent flu riddled illness. It’s all the nsfw stuff from randomnude, MCS, tikitumble, comic-images, et al, all in one glorious place.
Also, I still have The Dildo Connoisseur. Not sure what to do with that site, right now there’s just a holder page on it.
Anyways, that’s that. On to the peanut butter and rice, and no alcohol.
/sob
Oh, and I just got a call from my mother, who’s apparently in the hospital, nothing too serious, but serious enough for her to stay over night. Joy!
Pete Postlethwaite February 7th, 1946 – January 2nd, 2011
A longtime friend of actor Pete Postlethwaite has told the British press that the 64-year-old actor has died in a hospital in Shropshire, central England, while receiving treatment for cancer.
Postlethwaite was a greatly respected actor in the industry, having received an Oscar nomination for his supporting role in Jim Sheridan’s In the Name of the Father. He’ll probably best be remembered for his role as Kobayashi in Bryan Singer’s the Usual Suspects, but he also appeared in Steven Spielberg’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Baz Luhrman’s Romeo + Juliet, David Fincher’s Alien 3, The Last of the Mohicans and dozens of other films.
Last year alone, Postlethwaite appeared in three of Warner Bros.’ biggest films, the remake of Clash of the Titans (playing Sam Worthington’s adopted father), Christopher Nolan’s Inception (playing Cillian Murphy’s dying father), and in Ben Affleck’s The Town as “The Florist.”
He’s survived by his wife Jackie and their two children.
images in the news
assuming the images appear in the order I label them….
1. I mistook the shadow of a woman carrying goods in Haiti as “Johnny 5”. Johnny 5 is alive!
2. I couldn’t help but notice the black man on the employment poster does not seem impressed.
3. Just cause your an Indian Commando doesn’t mean ya can’t practice your raver moves.
4. Waiting for the big mallet to come down and whack the senator, awaiting for him to pop up from another podium.
