About suicydking

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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    Nice touch spewing in the garden instead of on the sidewalk.
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    Could not a moment spent pointing out the shortcomings of others be better spent improving one's self?
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    Mel Gibson is about to fuck his shit up.
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    During the second half of this film, EVERY problem was solved with a headshot.
  • Comment on americans - assholes of the world
    Here's a great article about all the aid we pissed away & declined during Katrina. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/28/AR2007042801113.html?hpid=topnews I would hope that I should never encounter an American who thinks this way. However, my facebook feed lit up with privileged, ignorant assholes reposting the Pearl Harbor sentiment after the quakes. I had a similar experience when Haiti got hit with the quake. You'd be surprised how limited some folks world-view is. These are people who are 100% against social welfare in America until we start helping someone else, and then all of a sudden it's "Why can't we help our own?"

Rally to Restore Sanity

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Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Washington DC 10/30/10.

It was awesome. Everyone was mellow, no one was causing a ruckus. There were no provocateurs. I would never have thought that 300,000 people could behave so well together. It gives me hope for humanity.

UBCON XXI

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I attended UBCON XXI this weekend. It’s a huge gaming convention with all the usual stuff… Card games, board games, LARPS, RPGs, Nerf War, cosplay, etc. I was there vending my Geek Reek candles & soaps, so most of my time was spent in the dealer’s room. I did manage to sneak out & get a few shots of the activities.

Tyranids!

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MCS Theme Day – Original content (not my fridge).
This is the painted portion of my Tyranids army for Warhammer 40k. I assembled, modified, painted and photographed these models myself.

The Carnifex (the really big bug) is assembled with glue and magnets, meaning that all of his parts are modular and swappable. I used rare earth magnets on his arms, head and carapace to allow him to be reconfigured between battles.

Skydive

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My wife’s bucket list got shorter this weekend. Tandem jump at Frontier Skydivers near Lockport, NY. She said she wants to jump again next summer. If she does, I’ll definitely jump with her instead of taking pictures.

Mister Teabag

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tbag 223x500 Mister Teabag Humor

Oops, I mean Mr. T Bag.

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CAUTION:

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P1010020 500x375 CAUTION: Humor

WHILE OPENING, KEEP ITEM AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND FACE, DUE TO ITEM IS UNDER SPRING PRESSURE.

Yup. My junk needs a warning label.

Gargoyles and Lavender

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These are a couple of shots I took in our garden. Taken on the second day of summer.

Life

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Knock knock…
Who\’s there?
Life.

Asperatus Clouds

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Fail-o-meter

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Taken right outside my wife\’s office window. She says it\’s even better in person, because both meters are flashing it alternately.

Chakras

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By Alex Grey. One of my favorites.

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Crystal Cave

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Nearly 1,000ft below the Chihuahua Desert in Mexico, this cave was discovered by two brothers drilling in the Naica lead and silver mine.

My ferrett, Binny Stick

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P1010002 500x375 My ferrett, Binny Stick MCS Pets Cute As Hell Animals

My son named her.

My wife’s hairless chihuahua, Chico

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P1010022 500x375 My wifes hairless chihuahua, Chico MCS Pets Cute As Hell Animals

He has since moved on to greener pastures. I hear he’s quite a stud and has got himself a nice bitch now.

The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas

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Some really nice close ups of the surface of The Sun from boston.com

We can’t stop here, this is Totoro country

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Hunter S. Thompson and the titular character from Myazaki’s My Neighbor Totoro. This is actually where I catch the bus every morning. The cat-bus.

Irony for McCain

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That’s not what an apostrophe is for.

The Goonies

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What The Goonies look like now a days. One of my favorite movies of all time.

Niagara Falls

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Shot on my way back from Toronto a few years ago. Even if you live half an hour from the falls, it never gets any less magnificent. Unless your a small child who was woken up and dragged out of the car. The odd motes around my son’s face are reflections from the constant mist messing with the camera.

October Storm

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October 2006, Buffalo New York. The snow you see in these images fell in one night. The trees were not ready for winter, and many branches simply snapped under the extreme weight of the thick, wet blankets of snow. It was very creepy standing on my back porch that night, the heavy silence punctuated by the gunshot-like snapping of tree limbs.

The tables you see in the first shot are cable spools on top of tree stumps, to give an idea of scale. Most people in the area were without power for up to a week because of power lines snapping everywhere. The weight of the snow actually pulled some telephone poles out of their moorings due to the wires being pulled down.

Also, enjoy the action shot of my neighbor snowblowing.

The good: Watching neighbors come together to pull branches off of everyone’s yard, and offer food & supplies to each other.
The bad: People who had to wait even longer for power because assholes stole the fallen lines and sold the copper for scrap.


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