About suicydking

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Rally to Restore Sanity

Posted in Images on November 7th, 2010 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Washington DC 10/30/10.

It was awesome. Everyone was mellow, no one was causing a ruckus. There were no provocateurs. I would never have thought that 300,000 people could behave so well together. It gives me hope for humanity.

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   outlanderssc (UID# 17653) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 9:42 am

   

   That may be a provocateur in pic three
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     dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
     November 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm

     

     Even so, he’s still badass.
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   adrominik (UID# 888) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 1:40 pm

   I don’t know why that gave you hope for humanity. All it was was 300,000 people getting together so they can hold signs and have a giggles. There was no real goal, scope, or agenda. So…. there really was no point to it besides “Let’s see if we can get 300,000 people who identify their beliefs as sane to pay airfare/travel to Washington D.C.”
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     nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
     November 8, 2010 at 3:27 am

     

     August, 1969.
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     timmay72 (UID# 669) 0  0
     November 9, 2010 at 1:07 pm

     Hmmmm, the DNC was recruiting there, no agenda there.
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   dtepes (UID# 3521) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 2:08 pm

   You left out the last line of “And then people voted on Tuesday and my hope for humanity was lost.”
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 2:46 pm

   

   I get your point Adro. I was just pleased to see that so many people could manage to be polite to each other. I encounter more assholes at my local supermarket than I did at the rally.

   The Cheney guy stood there for hours, doing photo ops with people, middle fingers and scowl perpetually on display.

   Even the guy from the Sheriff’s Dept who was waiting in line behind me for a porta-potty was in a great mood.
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   timmay72 (UID# 669) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 6:15 pm

   These people probably didn’t vote. They just want to be seen. You know they’re all consumer whores.
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     dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
     November 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm

     

     Assumption assumption, because assumption.

     What we do know is that they have mastered the English language, unlike the other crowd that gathered.
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       sambo78 (UID# 8210) 0  0
       November 7, 2010 at 8:02 pm

       Timmay lives down to his name in every political posting.
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         magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  1
         November 7, 2010 at 9:09 pm

         The only people who think left wing fucking losers don’t look like complete assholes every time they whine, bitch and cry are other left wing fucking losers. This was a rally because some uninformed morons wanted to take mommy and daddy’s credit card and get some attention because the big bad rally in the summer scared them.

         It just made every one of the attendees look pathetic. The 200,00. But at least the OP even lied when submitting this embarrassment. I’ve discussed this with people all over the world (I’m no in America either) and trust me how you want Tea Party members to be judged is how people think when they see you (you being the people in this picture and those who agree). When you ask ‘why?’ and the answer is ‘um…I dunno…to get those other people mad?’ it just reeks of sad.
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         timmay72 (UID# 669) 0  0
         November 9, 2010 at 1:09 pm

         So just because I don’t believe the same way you do that makes me stupid or retarded? You sound just like every other elitist liberal out there. Your a sheep.
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       timmay72 (UID# 669) 0  0
       November 9, 2010 at 1:06 pm

       Who’s making the assumption now?
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   dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) 0  0
   November 7, 2010 at 10:05 pm

   The idiot in the tree with the flag is retarded. The world isn’t controlled by a loose conglomeration of multinational corporations. It’s controlled by the 11 families of the Illuminati.

   *adjusts tin foil hat*

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UBCON XXI

Posted in Images on April 16th, 2010 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites

I attended UBCON XXI this weekend. It’s a huge gaming convention with all the usual stuff… Card games, board games, LARPS, RPGs, Nerf War, cosplay, etc. I was there vending my Geek Reek candles & soaps, so most of my time was spent in the dealer’s room. I did manage to sneak out & get a few shots of the activities.

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   nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  1
   April 16, 2010 at 7:40 am

   

   NERD!!!!!!
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 7:58 am

   Man, this looks lame.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 8:03 am

   

   If it makes you feel better, aside from the board game, RPG & boffer-war nerds, there was also a room full of people playing video games.
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   zilch (UID# 3420) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 8:51 am

   what game is that second picture down?
   oh and you are a nerd for even getting within viewing distance of such a festival of nerdery.
   goddamn nerds and their creAtive hobbies…
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     suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
     April 16, 2010 at 9:15 am

     

     zilch, I was in nerd heaven. I haven’t been to a con in like 15 years.

     The game you asked about is called Amputheater. It’s a hand-crafted arena battle with unique characters. Each figure is hand made with pipe cleaners & other bits. The arms & heads are removable for battle damage (revealing a bright red pipe cleaner stub beneath) and there are flaming heads you can swap out if your character becomes immolated. Felt blood puddles eventually fill the arena as the game progresses. I didn’t get a chance to play, but I watched quite a bit of it. It’s pretty fantastic. The creator is a great guy, too.
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       zilch (UID# 3420) 0  0
       April 16, 2010 at 10:29 am

       thanks, amputheater sounds interesting
       it is now on my game-dar
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         suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
         April 16, 2010 at 10:33 am

         

         You can buy the figs off of the guy for $10-$50 each. Expensive, but one-of-a-kind. He sells the rules online, and I think he sells the boards, too.
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 9:09 am

   I love the Byakuya girl.
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   pwnerade (UID# 584) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 9:14 am

   What’s the board game? Some kind of alternate Axis and Allies?
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     suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
     April 16, 2010 at 9:16 am

     

     The big board game is The War Game: WWII. It’s fricking huge. That particular game lasted an entire day, I believe.
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       deinonychus (UID# 1705) 0  0
       April 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm

       JUST a day? They weren’t doing it right then.

       First thing I thought when I saw that though. “Holy crap! Giant Axis and Allies!”

       The rest of that…looks truly frightening O_O
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   genairic (UID# 18472) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 10:21 am

   

   What a bunch of fucking dorks.
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     suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
     April 16, 2010 at 10:26 am

     

     Genairic, I heard that you’re opening a new business that teaches people how to be cool. Is this true? I bet you & your friends give each other lots of hi-5′s, amirite?
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       genairic (UID# 18472) 0  0
       April 16, 2010 at 2:55 pm

       

       Sounds fair enough. But to be honest, everyone can have their thing right? These people don’t even look like they are trying.
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   drewlicious (UID# 1703) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 11:29 am

   The first picture got me really excited and I thought this looked bad ass… And then the rest sucked. Good job on the first though.
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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   April 16, 2010 at 11:48 am

   

   MAXIMUM NERD RAGE!!!!
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    puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
    April 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    

    Hmmmm perhaps I should be the Mad Hatter for Halloween.
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    evilpenguin556 (UID# 14893) 0  0
    April 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    I’ve met the hunter dude before at a different con. Didn’t have the witch in tow, though.
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    gilly (UID# 734) 0  0
    April 16, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Scout is too fat.
    Engineer is WAY too fat.
    Medic is a dumb blonde kid. Ya sure.

    …why must they fail?

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Tyranids!

Posted in Images on March 11th, 2010 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites

MCS Theme Day – Original content (not my fridge).
This is the painted portion of my Tyranids army for Warhammer 40k. I assembled, modified, painted and photographed these models myself.

The Carnifex (the really big bug) is assembled with glue and magnets, meaning that all of his parts are modular and swappable. I used rare earth magnets on his arms, head and carapace to allow him to be reconfigured between battles.

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   February 26, 2010 at 9:50 am

   

   awww.. this didnt make theme day. that blows. this are good painting job; i wish this were moar higher res so i could appreciate it better. adding magnets is GOD-tier
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 1, 2010 at 9:22 am

   

   If it pleases the natedog, I will take some shots this week of the Carnifex with his parts all laid out for viewing & appraisal. I really enjoy modding these guys. It’s the best part of the hobby for me.

   I literally haven’t painted a model since I got an XBox360. Can you believe that? At least I’ve been putting my son’s models together with him, and giving him painting tips. I do have the rest of the Tyranids army and a bunch of Tau who need paint. I should really stop playing Borderlands and dive back in to the hobby.

   Anyway, thanks for the compliments. I’ll try & post some more of my better pieces soon for you & the 40k nerds here.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 1, 2010 at 9:26 am

   

   Also, I wonder if this would have been posted for theme day if the Carnifex’s nickname was ‘The Fridge’ instead of ‘Lunchbox’.
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   ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 12:15 pm

   Awesome. I played as Tyranids before, when I was still in America.

   Didn’t really have a big army though, haha.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 12:28 pm

   

   How do you play a small Tyranids army?

   I have 96 Gaunts, 16 Hormagaunts, 32 Genestealers, 2 Zoanthropes, 2 Lictors, 3 Biovores, 3 Warriors, 1 Carnifex, 1 Tyrant, 1 Broodlord, and a whole mess of spore mines. I need to get painting again.
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     daggothus (UID# 11471) 0  0
     March 11, 2010 at 1:20 pm

     What symbiont weapons do you have on the Termagants? Also, great paint job.
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     ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0
     March 12, 2010 at 5:59 am

     Haha I know. Tyranids are supposed to have huge armies, but I didn’t have the time to make a big army.

     My friend and his dad are really into this stuff, so the games where usually just his Eldar hunting down my Tyranids.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 2:00 pm

   

   Technically, they all have fleshborers. I bought a bunch of McCraggee sprues off of ebay to flesh out the army, and those are nothing but 2-piece fleshborer Termagants. I only play against my friends, so we allow a bit of ‘counts as’ in our games. Because of this, I typically field them as having spinefists, and nothing else. A swarm of 96 gaunts at 5 points each is fantastic. This was the 4th edition cost, I’m not sure how it carries over with the new codex. I have a pdf copy, but I haven’t had a chance to read it yet.
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   tempus721 (UID# 1710) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm

   When I was first starting my army, I almost went with Nids. These guys look awesome.

   I am now much more partial to my idea of making a second defiler with parts from a Dreadnought and a Carnifex. And hell yeah magnets.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 5:09 pm

   

   I’ve done two Defilers. The first was standard kit. The second I bought on discount. It was already built, and falling apart. The shooty bits on either side of the upper body were not attached, nor was the head.

   I wound up cutting off the pincer arms. I ran a brass rod through the body, between the holes for the guns. I attached the pincer arms to either end of the brass rod, so they basically come out of the upper body now, where the lascannon & flamer should be. I then attached those guns to the underside of said pincer arms. I have a chaos havoc missile launcher from a Land Raider as it’s head (it fits so nice…the disc on the base is the correct size).

   It turned out really nice, and I’m glad I was brave enough to attempt the conversion. I probably wouldn’t have with a stock kit, but a half-price busted defiler makes a great canvas.
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   sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0  0
   March 11, 2010 at 5:46 pm

   That defiler sounds awesome.
   As for the ‘nids in question, I normally like colour schemes with dark shell plates and light colours like beige for the fleshy bits like with the almost standard Leviathan. However, this colour scheme is absolutely awesome! The green highlights really scream “I’M A BUG-MUTANT BITCH!” This is ‘Eavy Metal Team quality if ever I saw it.
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    suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
    March 11, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    

    Thanks Sarcastastic! I really appreciate that. I thought long & hard about the scheme for these guys. I knew I would be painting a lot of them, so I needed to go to a palate I was comfortable with. I love working with greens & browns, so Hive Fleet Arborous was born. I have a lot of fun finishing the bases with bits of moss, lichen & twig. I can really imagine how terrible it must be to fight a swarm like this on a forest world, which they were obviously bred for assaulting.

    When I get around to doing my Genestealers, I’m contemplating gluing some static grass to their back-carapaces, too. Not sure how that will go, so I’ll have to do up a test-piece first.
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      sarcastastic (UID# 2065) 0  0
      March 11, 2010 at 5:56 pm

      That sounds like one helluva plan. I always thought there had to be some scheme with a dark colour for the skin, but none of the ones I saw seemed to work, but then there is this. The grassy shells sounds like it could be awesome, if it works out, you definitely have to post a picture of it.

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Skydive

Posted in Images on July 14th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Sexy, Sports

My wife’s bucket list got shorter this weekend. Tandem jump at Frontier Skydivers near Lockport, NY. She said she wants to jump again next summer. If she does, I’ll definitely jump with her instead of taking pictures.

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   casemods (UID# 667) 0  1
   July 14, 2009 at 4:21 pm

   

   How come you didn’t post any pictures of you’re wife?
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     magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
     July 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm

     It’s like he’s 5!
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       casemods (UID# 667) 0  1
       July 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm

       

       Who is? And what is?
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       suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
       July 14, 2009 at 5:12 pm

       

       lol@ casemods chronic misuse of you’re/your… again.
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     monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
     July 14, 2009 at 7:00 pm

     

     Casemeth, YOU’RE an I.T.T. (Internet Trolling Transvestite)
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   howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  1
   July 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm

   Lady looks like a dude.
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   q-delta (UID# 741) 1  0
   July 15, 2009 at 2:15 am

   I’d fuck your wife… from behind…
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   skwrl (UID# 5357) 1  0
   July 15, 2009 at 7:29 pm

   Cool that she did it. 200 more jumps and she can put on a wingsuit.

   For anyone who is curious, my wingsuit pics are here: skwrl.smugmug.com/
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   May 2, 2010 at 5:01 am

   awww yore a lucky man

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Mister Teabag

Posted in Images on July 10th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Oops, I mean Mr. T Bag.

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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm

   

   This is greatness.
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   i_am_lopan (UID# 5197) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 8:16 pm

   I pitty da fool for not eat this lunch! Sorry I had to.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 8:16 pm

   

   rofl’s were had.
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm

   wait. its natedogs. but its submitted by suicy. wtf?
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 10:18 pm

   my head is splitting dividing by 0
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   July 11, 2009 at 2:13 am

   

   ‘i pity the fool, soul, or thug that tries to take over the world and then goes home cryin to his momma’

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CAUTION:

Posted in Images on July 10th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Humor

WHILE OPENING, KEEP ITEM AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND FACE, DUE TO ITEM IS UNDER SPRING PRESSURE.

Yup. My junk needs a warning label.

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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm

   

   This is dumb.
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm

   This is not dumb. This is erotic. I am turned on.
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   ndraper (UID# 1157) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm

   LOL@hardonforchrildren
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     ndraper (UID# 1157) 0  0
     July 10, 2009 at 7:40 pm

     wtf? why did that turn blue. TIKI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??
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       elzarcothepale (UID# 1877) 0  0
       July 10, 2009 at 7:53 pm

       apparently, he set you up with a sweet new email address- enjoy your stint on Dateline. : )
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     nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
     July 10, 2009 at 8:29 pm

     

     Doctor hasahardonforchlidren, maybe?
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 10:05 pm

   

   This is not dumb. Catholic Priests should be required by law to wear these.
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   bytehead (UID# 884) 0  0
   July 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm

   

   But if it’s under spring pressure, doesn’t it make it a dildo?

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Gargoyles and Lavender

Posted in Images on July 10th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Art

These are a couple of shots I took in our garden. Taken on the second day of summer.

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 1:16 am

   

   i totally wallpaper’d that top one
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   sutenvulf (UID# 2629) 0  0
   July 10, 2009 at 9:49 am

   mah neighbors have those in their bed’s…i was wondering what those were!

   do you have to water them much? i’d like some but its freakin 105 here all day everyday
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     suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
     July 10, 2009 at 11:05 am

     

     I don’t know how well it would do in that sort of climate. It grows wild in my yard.

     When we bought this house, the whole yard was a wild English garden. We’ve tamed it a bit and planted grass where a lot of wildflower beds used to be, but we saved the lavender. It just pops up again every year all on it’s own.

     It smells great, it looks great, and if you’re so inclined you can dry it & use it for tea or as a seasoning.

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Life

Posted in Images on July 4th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Knock knock…
Who\’s there?
Life.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   July 4, 2009 at 9:09 pm

   

   If I were a man, I would go out and do this now. I think I’ll go out anyway and just abuse some friendly pedestrians verbally.

   MCS is my No. 1 motivator.
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     lamb (UID# 3529) 0  0
     July 4, 2009 at 9:13 pm

     

     Didn’t you say you didn’t want to piss on people, but whack on them?
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       dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
       July 4, 2009 at 9:23 pm

       

       You are incorrect, I never said that there’s anything I wouldn’t do if I were a man. The act pictured in the image above, including the text, is something I would definitely attempt.
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         lamb (UID# 3529) 0  0
         July 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm

         

         Seems I have a bad memory. But I knew that before.
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       nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
       July 4, 2009 at 9:26 pm

       

       The type of liquid is determined by circumstances. I’d try gor the whaking if I were you.

       Suicy: heheh
       This is a keeper.
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         dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
         July 4, 2009 at 9:39 pm

         

         This is why I love you.
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         nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0
         July 4, 2009 at 9:45 pm

         

         I Pee on you, yes?
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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   July 4, 2009 at 11:11 pm

   

   Quoting R. Kelly: “I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you…”
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   jediadept (UID# 3758) 0  0
   July 5, 2009 at 1:06 am

   What you don’t see is the next picture where the pissee is kicking the shit out of the pisser.
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   hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
   July 6, 2009 at 9:28 am

   WATER URINE IS LIFE
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     hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0
     July 6, 2009 at 9:29 am

     fuck…

     WATER URINE IS LIFE

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Asperatus Clouds

Posted in Images on July 1st, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Fail-o-meter

Posted in Images on March 24th, 2009 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Fail, wtf

Taken right outside my wife\’s office window. She says it\’s even better in person, because both meters are flashing it alternately.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 6:09 pm

   

   Are they friends. Is the other one dead. The functional one is probably trying to call for help, while you people laugh and take pictures.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 6:22 pm

   

   Should’ve taken a video.
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm

   Summon

   the .GIFmancer
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 7:07 pm

   

   @dieAntagonista: Your comment is made of awesome & win.
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   joodles (UID# 945) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 8:12 pm

   @dieAntagonista:
   Eva?
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   dyna-mole (UID# 3992) 0  0
   March 24, 2009 at 11:55 pm

   could animate it. i am so fucking sick of the wor dfail. O THAT IS FAIL. BLAH BLAH BLAH FAIL FAIL IS FAIL. LOL WIN FAIL I;M A DICK. FAIL.
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   noapathy (UID# 4659) 0  0
   March 25, 2009 at 10:23 pm

   back before the internet stole and raped that word….it made sense….and wasnt retarted

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Chakras

Posted in Images on November 24th, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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By Alex Grey. One of my favorites.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Grey

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   doc (UID# 3794) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 1:09 am

   freaky
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   puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 1:16 am

   

   Cool.

   I was looking for this one in high res too, weird.
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   frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 1:29 am

   Excellent, time to shoot fireballs.
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 1:50 am

   

   Rock Lee is a genius. I aspire to become as powerful a bushy brows some day…

   And yes, I know I’m a freakin’ nerd. No point in reminding me.
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 2:22 am

   

   I like blue. This is perfect.
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   flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 2:24 am

   

   Have you seen his drawing of Obama?
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 2:30 am

   

   This is frikken cool.
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   brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 6:13 am

   Grey’s Anatomy …

   And yes, it’s beautiful, but not softy-wafty (the accurate eye sockets make it). I love the way the surrounding energy lines look like the veins of a leaf.
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   tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0
   November 24, 2008 at 8:15 am

   

   Strange, he missed one. Where is the heart chakra?
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    sylvanish (UID# 4787) 0  0
    November 24, 2008 at 11:13 am

    @TGGeko: Anahata is right there in the middle of the chest, the green(ish) one.

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Crystal Cave

Posted in Images on November 3rd, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Nearly 1,000ft below the Chihuahua Desert in Mexico, this cave was discovered by two brothers drilling in the Naica lead and silver mine.

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   flood123 (UID# 4029) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:01 pm

   I have always wanted to visit the fortress of solitude!
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   mrdooves (UID# 4056) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm

   Live as one of them, Kal-El. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:26 pm

   

   Wow, this is fantastic. Could you imagine being the 1st to see this?
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:31 pm

   

   this is totally a Nyokki post
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   w0x (UID# 974) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm

   Saw this on Digg a couple of weeks ago.

   ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 1:58 pm

   

   @natedog: That may explain why I liked it so much.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 2:03 pm

   

   This is awesome. I just watched the Planet Earth about caves, including Lechuguilla (again) which is completely different, but cool in similar ways.
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   mrdooves (UID# 4056) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm

   Does Crystal have alot of value? Sure, people have crystal figures and bowls and crap… but is this a pretty big find? Will they just gut this place for all its worth?
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   marrock (UID# 3993) 0  0
   November 3, 2008 at 3:27 pm

   @MrDooves: Different kind of crystal, what’s in the pics are gypsum crystals which is a lot softer than quartz, you can mark this stuff up with your fingernails.

   Besides, when they make bowls and figurines out of it it’s usually lead crystal which is another beast entirely.
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    lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    I read about this in Nat Geo.

    I doubt they’re going to mine this place. They were worried that the crystals would start to corrode over time because the water they formed in has drained away, the whole cavern was actually full of water. Since they’re worried about preservation, I doubt they’d take it out. Either way, it’s probably less valuable than amethyst or the other common stones, so there probably isn’t any point.
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    mrdooves (UID# 4056) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Points for mankind if they take steps to preserve it. Natural beauty is its own commodity.
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    sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    First pics I saw of this a few months back I thought were fake. Didn’t know crystals got that big.
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    natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    

    @PussyFlap: nyokki is perhaps the single most consistent poster here, and has a very recognizable style

    tl;dr

    No U
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    paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    

    I remember this a while back, as well. Didn’t they accidentally drain the cave of all water while they were drilling or something? Guess it’ll stop growing. Still, at least we get to see it now.
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    dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    

    Mm looks gorgeous.
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    terwilligher (UID# 3649) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    the guy in the bottom picture is hearing the crystal voices. soon he will kill his team.
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    deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    Meesser Superman no eees home… no… no.
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    marrock (UID# 3993) 0  0
    November 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    @MrDooves: Once the scientists are done poking about the cave, it’s being reflooded.

    No one will ever be able to get back into it.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    November 4, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    

    Wow… Nature rocks…

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My ferrett, Binny Stick

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, MCS Pets

My son named her.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 1  0
   November 1, 2008 at 2:55 am

   

   Aw.Teh cute. I always wanted to own a ferret.
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   kyrusrose (UID# 4555) 1  0
   November 1, 2008 at 2:58 am

   Binny Stick? How old is your son? o.O
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   recondomoe (UID# 3299) 0  0
   November 1, 2008 at 3:46 am

   My Westie loves to play with ferrets.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 1  0
   November 1, 2008 at 4:38 am

   

   I will never be able to take seriously any flaming from you guys anymore. You’re all clearly softies that let your kids give ridiculous names to your pets. p
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     rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
     March 29, 2012 at 5:26 am

     

     And you’re a fag.

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My wife’s hairless chihuahua, Chico

Posted in Images on November 1st, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Cute As Hell Animals, MCS Pets

He has since moved on to greener pastures. I hear he’s quite a stud and has got himself a nice bitch now.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   November 1, 2008 at 2:45 am

   

   They still make hairless dogs? I thought the whole point of having a pet was that it’s fluffy, hairy, and cuddly. I’ve never seen a dog like this, maybe they can be sweet too, I don’t know.
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   compasseagle89 (UID# 5061) 0  0
   November 2, 2008 at 2:11 pm

   

   unless i saw the title, i would have thought that was a chinese crested, the worlds ugliest dogs hands-down. google them if you think im kidding.
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   aimoe (UID# 5160) 0  0
   November 30, 2008 at 3:43 pm

   Thats definitely a chinese crested.

   Better not tell your wife you got the breed wrong. Women can be harsh around these things… .hehehe
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   compasseagle89 (UID# 5061) 0  0
   November 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm

   

   @Aimoe:
   i KNEW i wasnt crazy!

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The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas

Posted in Images on October 21st, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: Wallpaper

Some really nice close ups of the surface of The Sun from boston.com

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   rompsku (UID# 3843) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 6:13 am

   my porridge looked like that this morning. Kinda scaly with weird black depressions. I think those may have been cockroach eggs. It was delicious.
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   bajizzle (UID# 699) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 6:32 am

   a gigantic nuclear furnace.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 6:46 am

   

   Solar goatse?
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   mumm-ra (UID# 3577) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 7:06 am

   funny stuff colonel!
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   camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 8:37 am

   Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom smashing machine
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   pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 9:32 am

   

   I get it. Sol is a series of anuses.
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 7:29 pm

   

   The top pic is fantastic! There do seem to be many asses floating around in the sun.
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   bigjoe2k7 (UID# 4139) 0  0
   October 21, 2008 at 11:27 pm

   I thought that incandescent gas was what escaped my bunghole after eating Taco Hell??
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   gilez (UID# 1764) 0  0
   November 9, 2008 at 1:09 am

   I know it’s late, but i haven’t been on for like 2 months (did anybody notice? dont answer that).

   Has really noticed that the post title is the title to a They Might be Giants song?

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We can’t stop here, this is Totoro country

Posted in Images on September 27th, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
Tags: 420, Humor

Hunter S. Thompson and the titular character from Myazaki’s My Neighbor Totoro. This is actually where I catch the bus every morning. The cat-bus.

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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   September 27, 2008 at 8:08 pm

   

   Haha, looks dope.I bet he would have loved Totoro and the Catbus.
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   dorix (UID# 657) 0  0
   September 27, 2008 at 10:16 pm

   img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dorix/Others/Bizarre2/1197093289407.jpg
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   dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0
   September 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm

   

   ^my god that picture is even better
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   hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 0  0
   September 28, 2008 at 12:07 am

   The buses here in State College are called “Cata buses”
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   brevity-truta (UID# 948) 0  0
   September 28, 2008 at 1:09 am

   I don’t know Totoro, but it’s a great picture =)
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   September 28, 2008 at 10:07 am

   

   Brevity, go watch some Miyazaki NOW!
   en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayao_Miyazaki
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   chenoan (UID# 14265) 0  0
   November 8, 2009 at 1:26 am

   This picture is so legendary it hurts.

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Irony for McCain

Posted in Images on September 4th, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites

That’s not what an apostrophe is for.

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   the3g_ipwn (UID# 4568) 0  0
   September 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

   Glad to see that he is spending his campaign dollers well.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   September 4, 2008 at 9:50 pm

   www.goptrunk.com/v/vspfiles/photos/PNR2879-2.jpg

   All aboard the failboat!
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   mayy (UID# 869) 1  0
   September 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm

   Who said HE spent money to make those? I’m assuming they were paid for by the, um, student’s.
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   svartmetall (UID# 3728) 1  0
   September 5, 2008 at 7:22 am

   LOL…I never knew abstinence-only included the brain. I guess the perfect Republican poster child would be a teenage mum with another on the way and an IQ in double digits.

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The Goonies

Posted in Images on September 2nd, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites

What The Goonies look like now a days. One of my favorite movies of all time.

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   koopa (UID# 1219) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm

   nice find. Who’s the grey haired dude in the back?
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   jimmieq (UID# 4285) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm

   Who’s the girl in the middle? She looks fantastic!
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   nixolympica (UID# 3768) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   The old guy is Richard Donner, the director. They all reunited for the recent(ish) dvd.
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   baron (UID# 4551) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm

   Left to right: Jonathan Ke Quan (Data), Sean Astin (Mikey), Martha Plimpton (Stef), Corey Feldman (Mouth), Kerri Green (Andy), Richard Donner (Director), Jeff Cohen (Chunk), and Josh Brolin (Brand)
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 1:01 pm

   

   Brunette is Kerri Green

   Blonde is Martha Plimpton I think, but she looks weird there.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 1:02 pm

   

   That can’t be right, someone correct me on the blonde, please.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 1:18 pm

   

   chunk can lose the weight, but not the goofy smile
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   howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 2:51 pm

   Whenever I see Martha Plimpton, I throw up a little in my mouth. She’s uglier than Sarah Jessica Parker, Sandra Bernhard, and Kyra Sedgwick all put together.
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   brood_wich (UID# 3563) 0  0
   September 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   looks like they all aged well except the blonde in the middle, looks like she 10 rounds with mighty thor.
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    diabeetus (UID# 1628) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Nice.
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    dub_1211 (UID# 3576) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Where the fuck is Sloth?? for some reason i’m thinking of danny devito.
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    kidrythm (UID# 4408) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Martha Plimpton is fucking gross.
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    soundunit (UID# 202) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    the guy that played Sloth,John Matuszak, died in 89.
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    camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    John Matuszak played for the Raiders, and suffered a heart attack… probably from all those drugs
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    September 2, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    

    Dagnabbit, Natedog you beat me to it…
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    silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 12:50 am

    i’ve always had a serious bone-on for the brunette. no idea why.
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    foon (UID# 593) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 12:57 am

    Jeff Cohen (Chunk) was president of my graduating class at UCB (’98). Go Bears!
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    puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 1:35 am

    

    Kerri Green = MILF
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    ando (UID# 260) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 4:18 am

    When did Chunk become the cock mongler?
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    steelfeather (UID# 793) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 5:53 am

    That’s awesome. I love that movie. “Hey you Guu~uys!”
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    vandal (UID# 3570) 0  0
    September 3, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    wtf 20 comments and not a single “Hey You Guy’s”
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    December 4, 2012 at 9:37 am

    WOW! This is a day we will never want to forget and I’m thelilrd to have such incredible pictures that will us smile forever. Everyone looks amazing and their faces show the joy that we all felt.The day was even better because Nick and Lee were so sweet and eager to please. This is my first time blogging- how exciting!

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Niagara Falls

Posted in Images on August 18th, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Shot on my way back from Toronto a few years ago. Even if you live half an hour from the falls, it never gets any less magnificent. Unless your a small child who was woken up and dragged out of the car. The odd motes around my son’s face are reflections from the constant mist messing with the camera.

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   thrella (UID# 3595) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:03 am

   Cool place, but i heard there’s a problem with buildings affecting the mist there or something.
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   flickerdart (UID# 2110) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:15 am

   inb4 natedog claims he had sex with the Niagara Falls and only realized what they were after he looked up their co-ordinates online.

   Of course, if he uses the kid for the tired joke, my inb4 fails. But that’s just wrong.
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   maxcw (UID# 9) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:26 am

   I’d be cranky too! Thanks a lot DAD!
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   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:39 am

   i grew up half an hour away and trust me, it gets seriously boring. especially when every damn person you know from out of town wants to go see the falls and you have to take them.
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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:44 am

   

   Are you sure those motes are from the mist and that your kid is not THE CHOSEN ONE?!?!?!
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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   

   Hahah I have at least 20 of the same kind of pic. Pics w/ my son crossing his arms and pouting his lips and giving the camera his death stare; all because I made him look at something that was ridiculously boring.
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   thatonejimguy (UID# 3565) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm

   your kid has downs.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 3:06 pm

   

   Sweet of you to think so, but that’s just his ‘I just got woke the hell up’ face. Let me kick in your bedroom door & snap a shot, we’ll see how pretty you are.
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   dcr (UID# 1307) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 5:15 pm

   What were you planning on snapping the shot with, by the by?
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    rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
    August 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    

    I hope he doesn’t because no one wants to look at pictures of man in his bedroom smothered and shit and puke, and no there’s no girls because you’re on the internet and that means you’re a nerd, so no girls. Just a single guy covered in shit and puke.
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    dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
    August 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    inb4 someone does the “I don’t even know why I’m saying this but… I fucked him” meme with the little kid.
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    chsdrm (UID# 4423) 0  0
    August 18, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    How do I get them without watermarks?
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    dram (UID# 2658) 0  0
    August 23, 2008 at 10:23 am

    i live a mere 15 minutes away, and it’s become boring. the only reason i go to the falls now is for the casino, and possibly strip clubs.

    also, the canadian horseshoe falls completely owns the american falls.

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October Storm

Posted in Images on August 18th, 2008 by suicydking | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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October 2006, Buffalo New York. The snow you see in these images fell in one night. The trees were not ready for winter, and many branches simply snapped under the extreme weight of the thick, wet blankets of snow. It was very creepy standing on my back porch that night, the heavy silence punctuated by the gunshot-like snapping of tree limbs.

The tables you see in the first shot are cable spools on top of tree stumps, to give an idea of scale. Most people in the area were without power for up to a week because of power lines snapping everywhere. The weight of the snow actually pulled some telephone poles out of their moorings due to the wires being pulled down.

Also, enjoy the action shot of my neighbor snowblowing.

The good: Watching neighbors come together to pull branches off of everyone’s yard, and offer food & supplies to each other.
The bad: People who had to wait even longer for power because assholes stole the fallen lines and sold the copper for scrap.

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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 10:24 am

   

   suck my diiiiiiiick

   i’m a blizzard
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   mrdooves (UID# 4056) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:04 am

   Its like this for 4 straight months in Saskatchewan.
   Doesn’t make it any less stupid.
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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 11:13 am

   

   Oh, make no mistake, MrDrooves. We get a crap ton of snow here every year. It’s just that when we get that much, that early in the year, all in one night… the trees weren’t in winter mode yet. We lost thousands of trees that fall. Two years later, you still see dead trees laying around everywhere.
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 12:01 pm

   I’m gonna have to agree with Dooves. Calgary gets less snow, but enough wind to knock down trees when they do get a storm. Here in the mountains we don’t get the wind, but that amount of snow is pretty normal for late October/December. Probably twice that in Fernie.
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   billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm

   

   Last pic looks like surprise buttsecks.
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   mrdooves (UID# 4056) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 1:11 pm

   @ Caio: I think we probably live pretty close.
   But ya, suicydking, We get you.
   I think perhaps Canadian trees are made of sterner stuff, cause the snow never really gets to em.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   August 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm

   It’s global warming.

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