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Holy shit that is a huge amount of Dew. I’m pretty sure the sperm count thing is just a temporary effect (you stop drinking it it goes back to normal) and it takes a whole fuck load to do anything to that in the first place.
@casemods
eh, nos is ok, but a REAL caffeine fix is Bawls, which tastes much better than nos too.
Had a friend who bought a pallet of Mt Dew at the Commissary during a bulk sale. Between the constant LAN parties and his unwillingness to drink anything else, we managed to finish it off.
my friend was found dead- holding a can of mountain dew…
I heard too much of that lowers your sperm count…so I take it the guys who drank all that are sterile now…
Oh my gentle Jesus …
My uncle drinks nothing but Mountain Dew.
TYPE 2 DIABEETUS
You called?
I heard it makes your dick shrink…I love the taste of code red and original but I need a REAL caffeine fix. nos ftw
My word! Didn’t you get, you know, tired of it? xD Also, why the hell would you want that much Mountain Dew…?
@Q-delta: Do you get tired of your favorite drink?
5 years ago I had a closet filled like that, but it was Surge. I’m down to my last 12 pack.
Holy shit that is a huge amount of Dew. I’m pretty sure the sperm count thing is just a temporary effect (you stop drinking it it goes back to normal) and it takes a whole fuck load to do anything to that in the first place.
@casemods
eh, nos is ok, but a REAL caffeine fix is Bawls, which tastes much better than nos too.
@hvymetal86: I read some thing on the cocaine drink site that said bawls had the least amount of caffeine…
Am I the only one that drinks coffee?
Had a friend who bought a pallet of Mt Dew at the Commissary during a bulk sale. Between the constant LAN parties and his unwillingness to drink anything else, we managed to finish it off.
@casemods: That’s what we call an “urban myth”.
“Took us 7 months to drink all this”
yeah, except NONE OF THEM ARE OPEN!!!!!!!!
now don’t you feel stupid?
Heh. This is the before picture.
Now don’t you feel stupid?
hasnt anyone heard of no doze? thats what i take when i need caffeine
ugh, yuck, gross, give me a crab juice