Mountain Dew Closet

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Took us 7 months to drink all this.


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    storminator

    my friend was found dead- holding a can of mountain dew…

    GrimGrimes

    I heard too much of that lowers your sperm count…so I take it the guys who drank all that are sterile now…

    BowToMe

    Oh my gentle Jesus …

    Puulaahi

    My uncle drinks nothing but Mountain Dew.

    natedog

    TYPE 2 DIABEETUS

    diabeetus

    You called?

    deleted_user

    I heard it makes your dick shrink…I love the taste of code red and original but I need a REAL caffeine fix. nos ftw

    Q-delta

    My word! Didn’t you get, you know, tired of it? xD Also, why the hell would you want that much Mountain Dew…?

    deleted_user

    @Q-delta: Do you get tired of your favorite drink?

    SumoSnipe

    5 years ago I had a closet filled like that, but it was Surge. I’m down to my last 12 pack.

    hvymetal86

    Holy shit that is a huge amount of Dew. I’m pretty sure the sperm count thing is just a temporary effect (you stop drinking it it goes back to normal) and it takes a whole fuck load to do anything to that in the first place.


    eh, nos is ok, but a REAL caffeine fix is Bawls, which tastes much better than nos too.

    deleted_user

    @hvymetal86: I read some thing on the cocaine drink site that said bawls had the least amount of caffeine…

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Am I the only one that drinks coffee?

    Tyger42

    @casemods: That’s what we call an “urban myth”.

    traptin85

    “Took us 7 months to drink all this”

    yeah, except NONE OF THEM ARE OPEN!!!!!!!!

    now don’t you feel stupid?

    goforbroke

    hasnt anyone heard of no doze? thats what i take when i need caffeine

    ironhead4ever

    ugh, yuck, gross, give me a crab juice