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  • Untold stories of the bible

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    Advanced Sexual Math

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    Romantic Espionage Action

     

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    I would snap the necks of a thousand genome soldiers… if you would be my valentine.

    Solid Snake’s Valentine’s Day Card

    Glass Heart Wallpaper

     

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    A nice valentine’s day wallpaper

    Help Desk [English Dubbed]

    Loooooong cat valentine’s day card

     

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    you use the white spot to put a message, then you e-mail the picture to your looooooved ones.

    Valentine’s Day is a Shitty Holiday

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    Get it?  HA!

    American Moral High Ground

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    Happy Valentine’s Day

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    I want to wish you a happy valentine’s day, but unless this card is finally going to get you naked, I have to admit, my hearts not really in it.

    Lysol Feminine Hygiene Product

     

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    Day after heargbreaking day I was held in an unyielding web . . . a web spun by my husband’s indifference. I couldn’t reach him any more! Was the fault mine? Well. . . thinking you know about feminine hygiene, yet trusting to now-and-then care, can make all the difference in married happiness, as my doctor pointed out. he said never to run careless risks . . . prescribed “Lysol” brand disinfectant for douching – always.

    What the fuck? Ladies, remember to douche with Lysol if you want a man!

    From VintagePhoto

    Yo Quiero Taco Bell

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    This picture is older then god too.  I think I had it on my OMG FANTASTIC GEOCITIES homepage.

    You complete me

    valentines day tetris humor!

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    Doggy Stress

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    You remember back when the internet first started, and it was all cool and shit?  yeah, this picture is older then that.

    Dead Cupid

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    have a happy valentines day!

    It’s Valentine’s Day

    Here’s some past VD pictures

    Roses are FF0000

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    Roses are FF0000, violets are 0000FF, all of my base, are belong to you.

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    Shawn Of The Dead Wallpaper

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    I could never get into this movie, but apparently there were a lot of ‘in’ jokes that other people understood, and thought were hilarious.  Me?  Never got em.


  • Gothic Valentines Day

     

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    Dear Margret,

    You make me want to cut myself and bleed out.

    I want to pierce your labial hood.

    I want to make you cry, in love.

    Would you like to bleed out together?

    happy valentine’s day

    Police State = Happy State

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    Hey YOU

    Stop whining about civil liberties.

    A police stats is a safe state

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    Penguin Island

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    Where’s the onramp?  What happens when Joe the Penguin falls off? WHO WILL HELP JOE?

    This Is Inadequate

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    Kitty needs mo cereal.

    MythBusters Ass

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    Is this really what’s her name’s rear end?  What episode was this on?  I need to ::ahem:: research it.

    Firefly- Reaver Statue

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    Oh, I know what I’m going to spend my allowance on this week.

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    TMNT Wallpaper

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    Cross Overs Motivational Poster

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    Some things only make sense when you’re drunk.

    American Airlines Advertisement

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    This Of her as your mother.

    She only wants what’s best for you

    A cool drink. A good dinner.

    A soft pillow and a warm blanket.

    This is not just maternal instinct. It’s the result of the longest Stweardess training in the industry.

    Training in service, not just a beauty course.

    Service, after all, is what makes professional travellers prefer American.

    And makes new travellers want to keep on flying with us.

    So we see that every passenger gets the same professional treatment.

    That’s the American Way.

    Fly the American Way

    American Airlines.

    Oedipus says what?
    From Vintage_ads

    X-Box Is Hueg

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    I own one.  It’s on a trailer in my garage.

    Ebay Motivational Poster

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    Ebay

    It’s cheaper for a reason

    Hot Sniper

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    Those bullets are the size of her fingers.  Yum.

    Firefox

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    Is it really a dog?  or a …um fox?

    Kitty Shark Bait

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    NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

    Whales On Stilts

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    Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

    Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

    Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

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    Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

    from Vintage photographs

    My Next Gaming Rig

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    Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

    Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

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    Mooninite Terrorist In Action

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    Puppy Wallpaper

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    omg, puppies are teh cute.

    Macgyver Tool Set

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    This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

    Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

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    Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
    Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.