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  • Welcome to COBRA

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    Welcome to the exciting world of COBRA

    I always wondered how COBRA was able to recruit so many lackeys.  Did they get good health benefits with that job?

    Professional Dog Walker

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    Back In The Kitchen Woman!

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    Barefoot and Pregnant!  Making me a sammich!

    Wait, why am I still single?

    1337 Eye Chart

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    Drink Up Emo Kid

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    Time Loop Of Life

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    Tandy 5000 MC Professional System

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    Looks like I’ll be needing to upgrade my system, I hear they’re coming out with a system that will “run on windows” whatever the hell that means…

    Futurama Anime Group Shot

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    Hypno Toad!

    Bad News For Bikers

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    Oh crap.  I dropped my bike once, and it totally fucked up the mirrors and paint finish.  I can only imagine how much this is going to suck to repair.

    I Support Our Dupes

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  • Things To Do Today

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    Things to do today:
    1. Crush Enemies
    2. See them driven before me
    3. Hear lamentations of women.

    Julia Stiles – Girl From Bourne Supremacy

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    She was beautiful in the Bourne movies.

    Modified Audi TT

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    Saw these at both Eat Liver and Fishki.net, so no idea who gets the “first credit” there… but it’s supposed to be a modded Audi TT.  Anyone know anything else about this beauty?  It looks like it’d be at home on the set of Blade Runner.

    Cthulu Monster

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    Too small to be the Old One himself, but maybe one of his minions?

    Banana Phone

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    Don’t understand?  Check this out.

    Basic Math Motivational Poster

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    dirty harry is pimp

    Bomb McDonalds

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    from here

    Wal*Mart Fat Ass

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    We now stock our shelves with clothes to actually cover your fat ass.

    Money Can’t Buy Happiness

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    Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing

    Live In Russia!

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    Live in Russia

    Instead of playing post-apocalyptic RPG’s

    Melted Ice Cream Truck

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    Ironic?

    Crime Doesn’t Pay

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    Crime doesn’t pay….it collects.

    Modern Military Assault Team

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    In light of the budget crisis, here’s an idea on how to lower our armor costs

    Homer + John Wayne = GW Bush

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    I’m thinking this is an advertisement for a spanish language newspaper perhaps.

    Black Kid’s Computer Desk

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    Looks like they’ve already changed the page 🙁

    Blue Purple Storage Tank Wallpaper

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    I wonder what it stores?

    Scarlett Johansson

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    Goddamn, she’s hot. And has large assets.

    Watermellon Bandit

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    “Gimme!”

    Battle Turtle

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    You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go to war with the Army you have.