Dear Fucker

“You are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that’s fucking true.  no matter what the fuck happens, I will stand the fuck by you.  I will fucking be there for you, whenever the fuck you need me.  To lend you a fucking hand, to do a fucking good deed.  So just fucking call on me, whenever the fuck you need anything.  Fuck… I will always be there, even to the bitter fuckin end.  Forward this promise to all your fucking friends to show your fucking friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you…”

Angelina Jolie From “Mr & Mrs Smith”

Brokebudget Mountain

Caught The Gay

Natalie Portman

Good god she is so yummy looking!

Why Men Shouldn’t Take Messages

404: Please Die

X-Box Is Hueg

Where is your god now? (Star Wars Edition)

Sacrificing For America

Caps Lock Humor

From the glorious Maddox

Doggy Gunner

Civil War Pterodactyl

Fat Giraffe

Do Not Disturb Door Sign

Isn’t that just the cutest little sex drawing?

Bison Brain Buckets

I got this from wikipedia a loooong time ago (like a year ago!), and I was just amazed at the size of the pile of dead animal skulls.  I mean, wtf FTW, right?

Tron Guy: From The Internet

Mr Pidass on line 1

Prepackaged Gerbil

Free of Moral Contraints

God Did Say Unto Noah

And god did say to Noah “Noah, you must construct additional pylons.”

Linux vs Windows vs Mac

House Is God?

So, from the image, how did I decide he was god?  eh?  anyone?

Calls For Cthulu

They pimp a website at the end www.callsforcthulhu.com, but it doesn’t work for me.

[edit: looks like I still don’t know how to speel correctly. Fixed the link, and it does work!]

Kick Ass Helmet Airbrushing

Battlestar Galactica Cosplayers

Damn cylons are hitting the twinkies a little hard

God Damn Batman (FC)

New Ghost Busters Cartoon

I heard it was like, for realz.  Is it for realz internets?  Can you tell me?

A Reminder: Proof Read Your Tattoos

Firefox Wallpaper

Votes Do Not Count

“It’s not who votes that counts.  It’s who counts the votes.”

Rumsfield Leadership Motivational Poster

Wahoo’s Fish Taco

Back when A-9 was doing some stuff on mturk, I ran across this place.  Gotta love the name of the taco joint.

Evolution of Religion

Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Parent of the Year

Ok, so:

1.) Dumb Parents.

2.) Smart Parents that hate their child.

Choose your own adventure!

Not Yours: GWB Edition

404 Puzzle Piece Not Found

Banjo Hitler

Toon Cthulhu

Church Waste Only

What do you reckon it’s full of?  Lives?  Sins?  Books?

Rumsfield Vs Saddam

Pelosi Is In Teh Hizouse

That’s be Nancy Pelosi in ur house.

Pyramid of Capitalist System

I have no idea where I picked this up from, but I liked it at the time, gives you some insight on why so many countries when with alternatives to capitalism for so long, and in the end, why capitalism may fail:

That being said, I love being filthy rich, so go on and keep it up you working class, and feed and work for me, bawahahahahah! (of course, I wouldn’t be blogging if I was too filthy rich, right?)

Santorum Was Fired!

So, not to put too find of a point on it, but who the hell dresses their child in the same cloth as their child’s doll?  Are they really that poor?  Or just “down to earth”?

What a sorry looking group of people, better luck in the private sector dude!

Rumsfield was fired!

Now he can go back to his old haircut!

Angry Fuck

Ok, cause there’s a nipple in this one (gasp!) it’s behind the NSFW veil:

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Against abortion?

Against abortion?

Get a vesectomy!

Stupid Soldiers

I’m hoping to god that they just heard about what Kerry said from a third biased party, cause if they really thought he was talking about them, then they’re more stupid then they think…

Bill Stickers Is Innocent

I think I voted

from a Boing Boing post:

I didn’t get a sticker, because I voted by mail 🙁