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  • 404 – Cause You’re An Asshole

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    The Page Cannot be displayed because your are an asshole

    Please, for the love of god, try the following:

    Don’t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.

    If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.

    To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. on the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary back Pain. The Get Out Of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.

    If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

    If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor

    There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triatholons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.

    If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn’t work, then we give up. You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer’s keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.

    Click the Back button to melt your computer

    Cannot find reality files
    Internet Explorer

    Successful Ministry to the Retarded

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    Apparently, this is a real book?

    Warhammer Gun

    Is this Warhammer 40K?

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    Kill it With Fire

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    Master Chief Vs Alien

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    Satan Is My Lord

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    Small Penis?

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    Submarine Beach of DOOM

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    This Is A Bad Post

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    Preserving American Democracy.

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    Canadian Milk Bags

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    NO way!  The idea of milk coming in a bag is so weird, but I looked it up on the internet, and the internet is never wrong, and would never lie to me.

    So here’s an example:

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    Optimus Prime And His Boombox

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    Wasn’t there a Transformer that turned into a boom box?

    Watermelon Bikini

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    There are few things as refreshing as a watermelon bikini!

    Warhammer 40k- Horus

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    Komma-Klansman

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    From www.somethingpositive.net

    Hamlet Got To Get Paid

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  • Calvin And Hobbes

    God Damn, I love this comic:

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    Master of the CLIT

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    Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers

    T-Rex vs Squid vs Whale

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    There are few things as cool as this

    Durex: Enjoy The Other Side

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    What a gay advertisment, hehe

    NORML Prohibition Poster

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    Zombie Protection Kit

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    Goddamn Blizard

    Why did they have to go and cancel ghost?  I could have stared at this ass for months on end!

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    AOL Advert

    A now, an advertisment from AOL:

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    Cthulhu Bust

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    Huffing

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    “I wanted something different… something that set me apart from the crowd.  That, and I wanted to see a 75 foot marshmallow Jesus with flaming eyeballs.”
    Huffing: your ticket to independence

    Mr T Vs Nancy Reagan

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    Hardcore Smurfing

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    Stargate SG-1 Amanda Tapping

    So, I’ve been watching Stargate SG-1 (9 seasons in 3 weeks! whoohoO!) and one of the major reasons I’ve stayed with the series is how rediculously cute this gal is:

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    O Blaargag?

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    Childhood Obesity Vs McDonalds

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    How’s that for product placement?

    Ultimate Gamer’s Living Room

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    I say ultimate, but then I notice, no Sega, and no HD-TV.  So sorry, you lose.
    Loser.

    Cthulhu Kitty

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    Warhammer in Pink

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    Loti-on

    Anyone that’s watched TV in the last few months has seen these terrible “Head-On” commericials, right?

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    Ninja Pirate!

    A good way to settle the answer of “who’s better, ninjas or pirates?”:

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    Oppressed Christians

    From a fark thread:

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    Ultimate Stealth Jet

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    Cheer up!

    Here’s a pack of corgis!

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