Sexy Captain Planet

Mudkips. So I hear some things…

Freddy Rogers

Chotiros “Amy” Suriyawong’s Black Dress

OMG WTF BBQ

Don’t you just LOVE urban dictionary?

Ratcliff’s Obsession With BOOBS.

Dude, what the hell are you looking at there?  They don’t grow in until the NEXT movie.

Spiders of DOOM

Do Not Want (birds)

Splash Mountain of DEATH

Either he’s got some serious mental issues, or his wang is stuck in the straps.  That shit hurts yo.

Assassins Do it From Behind

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Valley of DEATH

Hot Pockets- Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes

Don’t get it?

Watch this:
Dr Tran WINS!

Then laugh at this:
Dr Tran is WIN!

Then giggle like a little girl at this:
Operation Dr. Tran

The Monastery in the Mountains

From Geek Army via Cynical-C

Kitty Vs Kat

Sexy Black Dress

Pssst. she ain’t got no underwears on.

[edit: thanks to kaper we know this is Chotiros ”Amy” Suriyawong.  Look in the comments for more information, including her punishment for being so damn sexy.  Then check out the full set of pictures.]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Promotional Poster

Yeah, wow.  I never watch this show, but I love these kinds of fantasy / scifi artwork, and it’s just wtf-worthy to be here

Hypersonic Tank

It’s the world’s fastest tank.  I hear it got up to Mach 4

Friday Office Binder

yanked from Across-The-Board

Baseball Flyer

That’s going to leave a mark for the morning.

Voyeuristic Prom Picture

When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.

Have A Hotdog

Swimming Problem

Mother fucking OUCH.

Basketball Crotch Shot

Did you say cakes?

Jenna Jameson’s Gone Downhill

Remember when Jenna looked like this? Sadly time goes by, and porn stars get plastic surgery, not all of it for the best :

From totalcrap

(PS, click to see the boob wrinkles.  ugh)

Mexican Bus Pass

Whoops.

ZOMG THE DRAMA

Polar Bear Has No Apples

They took his apples away 🙁

Cactus Cat

Comunitty Collige

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[EDIT: I’m not calling the young lady a whore, I’M THE LINK WHORE! haha!]

Dick Chest Buster

OMG Boobs

Go Stick Deodorant

“Pretty secretary, John!  Efficient too.  But you’d think she’d know more about deodorants.”

Guess she’s one stank bitch, eh?

From vintage_ads

Basketball Elephant

Naked in New York

By Jordan Matter Via Bits & Pieces

And one more behind the cut..and I definitely agree with her statement: (NSFW site and below)
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Human Body Man

Much like the Street Sharks, this guy is incredibly familiar to me, but I can’t place him.  help!

Transformers Good Vs Evil Wallpaper

The Transformers, as they were meant to be.

Snakes On A Plane

by bboyneko

So I finally got to see the movie, and I’ll have to admit it was exactly what I was expecting it to be, and thus I enjoyed it.  See what happens when you have realistic expectations?

Super NES Wallpaper

snagged from 4chan, so I have no clue where it’s from, sorry 🙁

Smoke Jumper

Convenience Store Door Sign

Please No Smoking, Food, Drink, or Gorillas

One Divided By Zero Wallpaper (space nebula)

Silicon Muscle man

I’ve seen the guy in the back before.  It’s either saline or silicon in his arms, or maybe they’re real.  And I’m the king of Nigeria, and have money for YOU.

Lord Of The Rings: Frodo Vs Shelob Wallpaper

So after playing the beta for LotR Online for a while, I’m underwhelmed thus far.  Perhaps there will be more exciting things later on.  Maybe.

by John Howe

US Deaths in Vietnam and Iraq

From Lies.com (btw, what a kick ass url.)

Calvin And Hobbes Snow Wallpaper

A good winter / christmas wallpaper

Diva by Liiga

by Liiga

Basilica Wallpaper

from Visionafar

ROLF-MAO

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He who bundles software BINDS FREEDOM