Sandwich Porn – Montreal Smoked Meat!
My wife ordered this and ended up taking most of it home with her. She just wanted a sandwich, but this could have fed Rush Limbaugh! (well post-drug bust anyway).
Evil is an art form.
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Dark Humor, WTF
Amiga Workbench 1.3
This is what we got on the Amiga back when everyone else was stuck with DOS, or monochrome Mac.
Apathy Motivational Poster
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters
Green Lantern Vs Rainbow Brite
Little known fact : GL no longer has the yellow problem. from passfailstudios
The ONLY real cure…
Hey…When you pull that thing into the garage, does your garage say, “is it in yet?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeSG0Tim4MM
NSFW – Dear all you fuckers
Please, stop saying ‘How is this possible? I saw this image 3 days before it was posted!’ Let me take an excerpt from the FAQ.
13.) Sweet Raptor Jesus, I found a post FROM THE FUTURE.
Dear God. Be careful of your time traveling abilities, and use them for awesome, and not for evil. Or did you just click on one of the random posts, and came to a future dated post? Only logged in MCS members can access those pages. You see, I like to drink. A lot. You help pay for that (see #10 above) Unfortunately, that means that I’ll go for days on end without accessing the site, due to alcohol poisoning or being passed out in jail. To make sure that the site doesn’t go ‘dry’ (get it? heh) I set some posts up to be automagically posted on the site. Fortunately for logged in MCS members, you can get random access to them via the ‘random posts’ section in the sidebar. Have fun with that knowledge.
Interplanetary Superhighway
“The Interplanetary Superhighway is a collection of gravitationally determined pathways through the solar system that require very little energy for an object to follow.
Each planet and moon has five locations in space called Lagrange points, where one body’s gravity balances another’s. Spacecraft can orbit there while burning very little fuel. The Interplanetary Superhighway maps out some possible flight paths among the Lagrange points, varying the distance the spacecraft would go and how fast or slow it would travel. Like threads twisted together to form a rope, the possible flight paths formed tubes in space.”
Read more about it here: www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2002/release_2002_147.html
Ear Wax on Cotton Swab (hi-res)
Don’t ask me where I got this in high-resolution…just accept that it exists, you’ve seen it and then move on with your life.
NSFW earwax behind cut:
Nobody wants you. Fill the void with snacks
Tags:Advertisements, Humor, WTF
Rules Of LiveJournal #1
The cool people on LiveJournal all think that suicide is totally emo. So, go ahead, prove yourself. Everyone loves a dead girl. Maybe they’ll love you even more when you post the pictures of yourself actually doing it.
No Fucking Dumping
To any uneducated, uncultured, illiterate, uncivilized son of a bitch that dares to dump here. You will be fucked-up on site and your remains will be dumped into the trash of the same mentality of what you are.
P.S. if any problems or queries arise from this notice, please don’t hesitate to raise your complaints in person at plot 38.
FUCK YOU –Andre
