NO U TURNS

Fuck all you u-turning bitches

Awesome ScreenCapture

More Shitty Portrait Tattoos

For a civil engineer, there’s no such thing as a little mistake

lol, they’re going to have to remake the bridge.

Personally, I’d need to change my pants afterwords.

[rally car off the ground]

In Soviet Russia, English Learns You!

The dude’s wearing a shirt that says “I fucked your boyfriend”

Also, she’s fucking fuck.  I mean hot.  yeah, she’s fucking hot.  fuck I need a gf.

Oops.

[rally car on one wheel in snow]

The Incredible Hulk Is Bored

Geek Motivational Poster

Geek Motivatoinal Poster!

Shitty Portrait tattoo

I’m hoping to god this is the first picture in a large large series.  Anyone have the rest of them?

Fantasy Football

I would draft him

Columbia’s primary export (Cocaine)

Well, that or coffee. Of course… here in Miami is the best place to get it, right off the boat for less than half of the national average.

So Cute I Think I’m Going To Barf

Pro or Con – Functional Alcoholism

pro:

Functional alchoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk?  Sure you are – and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it!  Function alcoholism rocks!

con: 

Functional alcoholism is the threadbare AstroTurf welcome mat to nonfunctional alchoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.

File under “Things that gross me out”

When babies, these ‘hoppers are cannibalistic. With fervor.

One Depressed Dog

Land Shark

Why Squirrel?

Bored Taxidermist

Chicken + cat = griffen?

There’s always one

I hate going through airport security.

Action Comics #1

Superman’s debut. I have the whole comic book scanned 🙂

My Boobies

Bush as Hitler

Imagine No Religion

[911]

Transformers – Optimus Prime Wallpaper

I have a dreamcast

Respect to all my black homies, from Caspar-Milkwhite.

Lucy Pinder Wallpaper

Cause some people are all uptight and can’t view BOOBIES at work, this is behind a cut.  WHOA IS YOU WHO SUBSCRIBE TO THE RSS FEED.

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Self by Marc Quinn

Made from 4.5L of his frozen blood.

Beyond The Wall Of Sleep

Great story, shitty movie. Nice wig though!

high resolution sushi pron

i hate this shit, no clue why I keep posting it.  maybe cause it’s like when I visit that girl that kicks me in the balls.  I keep going back, why do I do this?

CD Art

Navy Binoculars (widescreen hi-res wallpaper)

Notice the reflection of the helicopter on the lens…

Ran into my ex … put it in reverse & hit him again

Halo Wallpaper by ~r7ll

by ~r7ll who has a beautiful deviant art collection

True Walrus

Only True Walrus Can Has Bucket

Static Parachute Jump (Hi-Res)

Looks like fun…

Television Vampire

someone mentioned a TV show somewhere on MCS, and I did an image search, and now I can’t remember where this chick vampire is from.  Ideas?

Oh hi thur!

Darth Vader’s Full of Hot Air

Choke a bitch?

There had to be a lot of emotions going through Benoit. He knew that was his last choke hold, and to do it on his son! He probably felt sad and proud at the same time.

Lenin shoots, and he scores!

be SEXY – it doesn’t mean you have to have sex

aka, be a cock tease.

What the heck is electronic mail?

Anyone knows?

Meat Cleaver

God damn headache.  Anyone know how to fix this?

Ergo Proxy Wallpaper

Extremely well done anime series. Superior animation that combines traditional and CGI flawlessly. Deep, engaging plot with plenty of action. They also don’t just stand there for five fuckin minutes with their mouths open in surprise going: “Na- Na – Nani?!” (Japanese for ‘what’)

Live Free or Die Hard

Good dog. sleep now.

Hackers Movie Poster

If Fire Was Made Of Water

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Sexy Sean Connery From Zardoz

 Zardoz!