Pro or Con – Functional Alcoholism



Functional alchoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk?  Sure you are – and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it!  Function alcoholism rocks!


Functional alcoholism is the threadbare AstroTurf welcome mat to nonfunctional alchoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.

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    I like how it says “anyone who votes ‘pro’… ect.” and THEN lists the place where to vote.

    Never had this issue. I was up to a gram a day in coke at one point in time…


    I like the “68 percent of Seattle voters believe honkies to be the root of all evil!”
    Was the funniest part in my opinion.

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