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  • Computer Error. Wait, what?

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    Mario Kart 64

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    Modern Network Television

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    Tic-tac-toe Law & Order on the diagonal

    taxi driver

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    Happiness is… SHIBARI!

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    Shibari -the ancient Japanese skill of binding the female form as art; also called Japanese Rope Bondage, Kinbaku, or Erotic Rope Bondage. This is an established, consensual, non-violent art form.

    …and I\’m learning how to do it!

    I wish virgin sweat didn’t cure the plague

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    Yum yum. The question is… would you hit it?

    From marriedtothesea.com

    Prehistoric Seas

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    Cretoxyrhina mantelli shark taking a bite out of a juvenile Tylosaurus. By Dan Varner.

    Witch Girl’s Broom Zoom

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    Adults only.

    Flutie Flakes

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    Stop Eliminating Our Parking Spots!

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    saw this while out walking my dog. parking is already tight here without construction so i feel their pain. i\’m just glad i don\’t live on that block.

    Matt Taibbi

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    Who\’da thunk that a lunatic prankster I knew in college would later become one of my journalistic heroes?

    www.alternet.org/authors/6535/
    www.rollingstone.com/blogs/taibbiunbound/
    www.rollingstone.com/politics/archive

    Oil bubbles

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    …or a baby shoggoth –take your pick.

    The visible Constitution class

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    Some of those scenes in Star Trek TOS make more sense, now.

    The Names of God

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    When its 216 characters long, its harder to take in vain.

    Cosmic Science Fiction 15¢

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    The Bok illo is what caught my eye. Ive tried to describe the robots pose and come up with fuckall. What would YOU call it?


  • my life in switzerland

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    from Monthey to Engelberg

    Hovercat

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    Booby Trap

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    An old WWII poster.

    wut

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    St Michael and the Dragon

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    Epic sculpture is epic.

    Puppy CPR

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    “I`ll save you!”

    Caught Angel

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    International Incident

    Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red-light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

    They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

    They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams: ‘No! and walks quickly away.

    The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it’s not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. TheY sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams: ‘NO WAY, BUDDY! and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

    The madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn’t done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she’s sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

    So she goes over to Bob and says that she’s the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink, and then she sits in his lap.

    Bob leans forwards and whispers in her ear: ‘Can I pay in Canadian currency?
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    The Golden Age of Partying

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    South American Attack

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    Carcharodontosaurus versus Aegyptosaurus, by Luis Rey.

    Emochu

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    no one wants to choose you

    Select the number of dancers in your crew

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    This is hilarious. I put a sarcastic picture of myself, along with one of the X. Good times, good times.

    www1.americangreetings.com/ecards/display.pd?prodnum=3152426&N=105841

    Tyrannosaur Venom

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    Holy shi-

    Cowboy

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    Evolution is meeting the invisible fish phase

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    blogs.discovery.com/news_animal/2009/02/see-a-fish-with-a-transparent-head.html

    Looks photo shopped but something tells me this might actually be real.

    Dreams and Goals

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    That\’s right sweetheart;dreams and goals are Satan\’s way of distracting you from making dinner.

    Slinkies will eat your pets

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    True story.

    Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?

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    Pitney-Bowes Postage-Meter ad, circa 1955.

    caution sign

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    a magnetic caution sign they recently put up at work. I can\’t put my finger on it, but for some reason I find it hilarious….could be the stick figure falling…anyway seems like a good candidate for photoshopping

    Joan Laurer – WWE’s Chyna

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    She has certainly improved over the last couple of years.

    www.contactmusic.com/pictures/chyna/1-1

    Cthulhu Relaxing on Holiday

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    just sitting here enjoying the view . . . before I eat some humans

    Obama Bobble Head

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    I think I want one of these to bobble on my dashboard.

    via Comic-Images

    It could happen

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    Every night, 37 years

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    Anyone know the author?

    Li’l Che

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    Sacrilege or cute?

    When you’re retired, it’s always 4:20

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    I saw this in the paper. After noticing the time I realized why they were so happy.

    REAL Bacon Burger

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