Super Mario Bros

Hoarfrost in Anchorage

It\’s cold. -20 this morning! What happened to \’Global Warming\’?

Absinthe

My ex and I drank a hundred year old bottle of this one night and played furniture tag well into the next morning.

Eight Big, Bearded Men On A Bed

I forgot drunk.
And gay.

Helicopt-O-Bot

We’re getting awfully high Helicopt-O-Bot. Maybe we should head back down.

But Timmy. You only built me to go up.

Myself Personal Pelvic Muscle Trainer

I found this on cvs.com under the sexuality section. Kegel exercise device. Perfect secret santa gift…

Box O’ Baby Possums

Gingerbread CPU

The fan is great.

Scent circle

Wine tasting descriptions.

Something borrowed, something blue

Something borrowed, something blue, something old and something new.

Audio Overload

What’s wrong with this picture?

God damn,that’s creepy.

World of Warcraft Keyboard

Scarlett Johansson – Leopard Dress

Shameful Occupations

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. ‘Tim, you go first, she said. ‘What does your mother do all day?”

Tim stood up and proudly said, ‘She’s a doctor.”

‘That’s wonderful. How about you, Annie?”

Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, ‘My father is a mailman.”

‘Thank you, Annie, said the teacher. ‘What about your father, Billy?”

Billy proudly stood up and announced, ‘My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.”

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy’s house and rang the bell. Billy’s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.

Billy’s father said, ‘I’m actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a 7-year-old?

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Pop Rocks

\’Tis good, but you know it\’s balanced by crazy or something of the like.

Megan Fox wearing glasses

Random Hot

BIG HUG

My cat sends hugs to Tiki for putting so much effort into entertaining us all!

(seriously, dude deserves props, free beer, some donations and probably a bj or three…)

/me wonders if this will get posted 😀

Girls and Corpses

I stumbled upon this crazy magazine and thought i\’d share
www.girlsandcorpses.com/

Taco Bell fail

My friend sent this photo to me from Sapulpa, Oklahoma.

cunt colouring book

Pink Tank Top

Awesome Bridge

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Take cover, everybody!

Do It Yourself Colonoscopy

Colonoscopy at home!
Now at Wal-Mart!

Piercings

Tupperware to The Rescue!

Just burp the lid to keep your bat fresh for weeks!

All Hail SnowTiki

Thought it was appropriate – from my hometown in Northern Wisconsin

Carved wooden lingam

Siva\’s penis is an important religious symbol in Hinduism.

Security Cam

Welocme to a kinder and gentler form of Fascism

Obama’s New Ride

Engine trouble

Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry, we can fly just fine on two engines.”

An hour later the captain announced, ‘One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don’t worry, we still have one engine left.”

Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and sighed, ‘If we lose one more engine, we’ll be up here all day!”

A Cool Jesus

Lighthouse Wallpaper

I think it\’s somewhere on the Pacific Northwest. Near my home.

Neo/Matrix Wallpaper – Animated

Wake up, Neo…

Neve Campbell – Black and White

Stoner Kids

Love the 70’s look of this.

Nazi Rally

Kitty says…it’s time to stop posting

Would anyone remember me?

…if I died tonight?

Antarctica by Boat

Sexy Sports Fan

Dessert Lizard

Bye, Bye Bush

www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,600466,00.html
HAHA!

Corinthos Channel – Greece

Naked Rat

WTF?

Polar Bears Chillaxin’

The Swedish Chef for Apple Computers

Bork bork bork!

Weevil

What in the FUCK!

Your Programs Suck – Wallpaper