Eight Big, Bearded Men On A Bed

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I forgot drunk.
And gay.


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    KommissarKvC

    Execution Time!

    MalcoveMagnesia

    How do we know there is a “bed” there? It may be another, even fatter man. Or the back of a pickup truck that they’ve carted into the room. Or a crushed couch.

    Annarchy

    I believe I see little bits of a really really large woman under all that lard. And I’m sure these guys are all related and it’s their sister underneath. Fucking hungry hungry hippos.

    Karatesaurus Rex

    OMFG! Dad?!?!

    seentheidiotwalk

    No good can come from this…

    nyoki

    Uggh!

    MonkeyHitman

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Liam4Now

    I really don’t think that THIS is the type of endorsement that Tempur-Pedic® wanted.

    Liam4Now

    Todays story kiddies is “Goldilocks and the …” — OH HELL NO!!!

    KommissarKvC

    @WMidyette:
    hell, if a bed can hold 8 super-fat gay guys banging each other, it can last a normal person for a lifetime

    natedog

    if i weren’t on a BOXXY b& from 7chan, i would totally post this on the beard board

    outofocus

    Bears

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    That’s how real men look. With curves. I’m tired of all these unhealthy images of men without obesity problems being thrust at us via the evil ‘media’. Real men have girth and issues with breathing when they’re 17.

    If a man doesn’t sweat when he sees an Oh Henry bar he’s just a boy.

    also: gross.

    Howie Feltersnatch

    “Hi folks, I’m Billy Mays, and I’m here on this bed full of fat homosexuals to talk to you about a revolutionary new mattress…”

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Damm,I just remeber that night.God was it ever crazy we all got naked and started suc….oop.
    everyone just forget that.

    ack

    @outofocus:
    Da Bears?

    Twee

    @Howie Feltersnatch: I lol-ed. (as in laughed, not what these guys are doing)

    Putridity

    dibs

    Phyreblade


    Might I suggest, for future reference, that you perhaps go with with estrogen queens instead?

    kthnxbai

    Sticky

    “Would you like to supersize your lemon-party for 99 cents?”
    “WHY SURE.”
    *END RESULT ABOVE*

    nyoki

    @mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: Touché.

    Soundtrack in my head looking at this pic.
    lollipop

    SumoSnipe

    @nobody knows: Mother fuuuuu….. deep breath. ok . One more time. repeat after me:” What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas.”
    Ok I don’t think anyone will believe me, but that is not a matress under there, but riverdaledragon. See I took him up on his offer to ‘meat’ him in vegas, and I brought a few friends of mine from “The Gravity Well”….as for how nobody knows ended up in there…..it was a wild night.

    multi_masked

    My god. That is my ultimate wet dream, no kidding.

    outofocus

    @ack: No, that’s what fat, hairy, bearded gay men are called. Bears.

    Putridity

    @outofocus: Not neccessarily fat.. Bears are just standard blokes that are gay. Like big fellows, types who would walk around wearing jeans and a singlet. bears are not always unnattractive, A bear is the opposite type of man to carson from queer eye for (what used to be) the straight guy.

    outofocus

    @Putridity: Okay, well that’s not what my gay friends told me but whatever. Generalizations and labels are rarely consistent.

    Putridity

    @outofocus: good point.

    It’s more likely that I am wrong.

    tiki god

    @Putridity: let’s ask wikipedia about gay bears Bears tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set; some project an image of working-class masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators. Some bears place importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy.[1] The bear concept can function as an identity, an affiliation, and an ideal to live up to, and there is ongoing debate in bear communities about what constitutes a bear. There is also, anecdotally, more acceptance of tattoos and… Read more »

    nyoki

    @tiki god: Lol, I love the Gay Bear Pantheon Hall of Fame.

    natedog

    @Howie Feltersnatch: if you’re gonna do billy mayes, you have to use CRUISE CONTROL

    garbledxmission

    …if you go out in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise…