samuel Jackson is nick fury

icarta – stereo dock for ipod and bath tissue holder

grenade toss

Dust Lust

purify furry

Friday Points of Interest

1.  I am now off work

2.  I haven’t had alcohol in nearly a week

3. I have 2 cases of beer here in front of me

4. It is STORMY AS FUCK in my local area

5. I’m on Twitter.

6. I’m online, please send me a message.

7.  I’m still trying to figure out a much better chatting system.  My plan is to sacrifice as many braincells and livers to the alcohol gods as necessary.

8. have you noticed that all my posts have had tags for the last week or so?  yeah, I’ve got a system now.  A system to tag shit.

9.  I’ve finished 3 beers in the time it took me to write this.

10. I have nearly 200 people on my AIM buddy list, yet I haven’t gotten a single IM since I signed on 30 minutes ago.

Colored Balls

beam and cola

Iron Man Glows

Algae gator

The Green Goblin

prison for the next 20 years

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner and facing the wall crying.

She asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you? He replied: ‘Remember when your father caught us together, when you were 16?

‘Remember, he said, ‘I had a choice: I could either marry you, or be sent away to prison for the next 20 years.

Baffled, she said, ‘Yes.”

The husband bawled, ‘I would have gotten out of prison today.

Wow – lose weight now

Spider-man #7 – Ghost Rider vs Spider-Man

Human hair next to your average transistor array from the 1980s

Nuclear Steam Stacks

King cobra

Macho Mustache

Superman Logo On Blue

Stench of Evil

Silent Night

Green Arrow In Action

Illinois – where our governors make our license plates

Serenity – inara

Battlestar Galactica Viper

Four types of women having sex

Four types of women having sex:

1. Asthmatic – ah ah..ahh

2. Obedient – yes, oh yes ah yes,

3. Greedy – more..more..pls

4. Religious – oh god..oh..oh my god oh my God!!!

US M2 .50 BMG (12.7x99mm) Browning HMG dual naval mount 3

Warhammer 40,000 Warp Battle

poorly disguised troll is poorly disguised

Alfred Hitchcocks Psycho

Click here To see movie

Lighter Vs bullet cig

Drill Bear

Natalie Portman Fist Bumps Herself

kristen kreuk – white dress

Moon Knight Is Violent

Dr Who – Dreamscape

giant dong

I can’t brain today – I have the dumb

tree humping branch

Battle of the movement keys

seaside path lights

Alexis Bledel In Blue

Star Wars – Vaders wants his damn plans

Pussycat Dolls

Down With Big Brother

Gears Of War – Emergence Day 2006

osprey takeoff

S&M phone

Moving Tank Line