Megan Fox – widescreen sexiness

pasta boobs

life explained by buttons

Obama Says Goodbye To Bush

alien invaders

wil wheaton

to-do list

Summer Glau – Kiss

star trek – jeri ryan in hallways

Rainbow Wallpaper

Sorry, You Just Lost The Game

hobbes attacks calvin in the middle of the night

nosferatu

kissing moose

File Copy Piracy

Cthulhu Raiser

Batman Meets The Joker

xbox car controller

Unhappy Badger

The Evolution Of Homestar

sonic jumps

Rose Byrne – Sunshine

Muppets Puppets

Alien – Duel Mouth

Play it again sam

crack whore training

Kelly Brook 02

Heroin Candy Machine

F-22 In Flight

Big Boy – Fuck You

Concorde Building

big bird widescreen

Alien – Chest Burst Scene

warhammer 40k – forest patrol

Sexy Asian Cosplayers

Re – Enclosed letter from ACA Debt Collector

parenting – next time he will get you a beer faster

Super Sausage Eater

Jesus and Satan have an argument

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, ‘I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.

‘Very well, then. said God, ‘Let us see it Jesus fared any better.

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.

Satan was astonished and stuttered, ‘But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?

God chuckled and replied, ‘Jesus saves.”

Dr Doom – The Emperor Returns

Monkey sits on camera

eva green

julia stiles wallpaper

Mac Vs Windows – Choose Your poison

Cookies!

Cookies! And also boobs. At the request of Tiki God.

Happy Sulu

Colorful Seaside Town

Bee Costume

alia and michael

Trailer Park Boys