Don’t worry, Ma’am…I’m from the Internet.

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I missed out on camwhore day. So here’s me from Halloween last year.

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  • Nice View

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    Some town in Oregon between the mountains.

    Breaking Bear

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    Mr White meets Mr Pink

    Chili 9000

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    It’s (almost) over 9000!

    Photo taken in a Pittsburgh, PA spice store in the Strip District.

    Fly Sechs

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    Jawbone Ashtray

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    A Tack Attacks

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    In N Out Heads to NYC

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    Now then, can we get a couple of White Castle’s in California?

    The Lion King IRL

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    Timon & Pumba

    More Zooey

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    Big Dinner Planned

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    Fried Floppy Disk

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    1.44MB FTW

    Chew

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    A twisted, interesting, fun little comic about a cop who gets information about stuff/people by eating them. Also, it’s set in a future where chicken is banned.

    Speeding tickets

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    Baby Stew

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    Photo I took of my daughter back in 1995, long before I had Photoshop.
    Saw the dog in the pot in an earlier post and reminded me of it.


  • Let Them!

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    I didn’t want to be here myself

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    Rome Total Realism is awesome

    2 lines

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    Looks like there’s a baby bottle cap in my future! this is #2 for us.

    approximately 100 inches

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    This is an Alaska Native Event, it is done by Eskimos to show a successful or unsuccessful hunt, now adays its a sport done by northern natives, keeps younger generations in tune with their culture

    Harpoons

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    Fake & bake

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    A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are caught drunk out of their skulls in Saudi Arabia

    A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman are caught drunk out of their skulls in Saudi Arabia and are dragged before the Sultan. Angrily the Sultan tells them

    “Although the penalty is usually death for such a heinous act, today is a day of the celeration of honesty so I will spare your lives. Instead I will give you 20 lashes from our most horrible whip. Yet I still feel sympathy for you on this holy day so I will give you each one item to strap to your back.”

    The Irishman thinks about it and chooses a pillow. They lead him to the post, tie a pillow to his back and start whipping away. After 5 whips the pillow bursts and the Irishman takes 15 whips on his back. He returns to the men crying his eyes out and begging them to choose wisely.

    The Englishman steps forward and chooses the lid from a barrel. Again he's led away and has it tied to his back. 10 whips in the barrel lid smashes and he receives 10 whips to his back. He returns to the Scotsman and wipes the tears from his eyes, begging his friend to choose better.

    The Scotsman steps forward to the Sultan and says “Oh mighty Sultan, as today is a day of honesty I have to tell the truth. I drank the most out of all of my friends and it was my idea to drink in this country. It is I who should receive the most whips.”

    The Sultan smiles and says “My friend this is truly a moment of heroic proportions from you. I will however have to increase your punishment to 100 lashes from the whip. I will still let you choose something to be tied to your back however”

    “Thank you Sultan, I choose the Englishman”

    via reddit.

    reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

    Jesus bird

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    UBCON XXI

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    I attended UBCON XXI this weekend. It’s a huge gaming convention with all the usual stuff… Card games, board games, LARPS, RPGs, Nerf War, cosplay, etc. I was there vending my Geek Reek candles & soaps, so most of my time was spent in the dealer’s room. I did manage to sneak out & get a few shots of the activities.

    Lucky Truck Drivers

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    So far, at least.

    Pokémon Naming Fun

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    Shaolin Kung Fu

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    Better Sex Through Yoga

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    RIP Peter Steele

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    The GOP and fans will miss you. I didn’t even know he could sing. Maybe I’ll down load some of his music.

    key can opener

    handlebar tattoo

    RIP Peter Steele

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    1962-2010. Died of heart failure.

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    The Hallucinogenic Toreador

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    by Salvador Dali. In reply to this kitsch.