kermit’s xray

glactic goatse

not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients

As she lay there dozing next to him, a voice inside his head kept saying, “Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients.”But another voice kept reminding him, “Howard, you are a fuck’n veterinarian.”

via Sat April 24 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

megan fox – spanx wallpaper

hamburger and coke

Last years Badger game in Madison…

What is up with its hands? Typical Wisconsin fan.

REALLY BIG eruption

“The Toba eruption (the Toba event) occurred at what is now Lake Toba about 67,500 to 75,500 years ago. The Toba eruption was the latest of a series of at least three caldera-forming eruptions which have occurred at the volcano, with earlier calderas having formed around 700,000 and 840,000 years ago. The last eruption had an estimated Volcanic Explosivity Index of 8 (described as “mega-colossal”), making it possibly the largest explosive volcanic eruption within the last twenty-five million years.”
(…)
“The Toba caldera is the only supervolcano in existence that can be described as Yellowstone’s “bigger” sister. With 2,800 km3 of ejecta, it was an even greater eruption than the supereruption (2,500 km3) of 2.1 million years ago that created the Island Park Caldera in Idaho, USA. The eruption was also about three times the size of the latest Yellowstone eruption of Lava Creek 630,000 years ago.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Toba

Skeptic Trumps – II

crispian-jago.blogspot.com/search/label/Skeptic%20Trumps

dinonom

curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

table puppy

I’m torn between whether i love this or hate this

guns and roses

pretty :3

ninja wedding

zomg i love the brides dress

vampire bunny and a waffle

zomg soooo cool

pokeballs

MALPRACTICE

For the past couple months I’ve been looking to get into the movie business. I want to be a director and come up with original films. I was going to direct a short Star Wars fan-film, but then I realized getting the costumes and props is going to be a bitch.

Based on the Dr. Kenzo image I took the other day, it looks like I may end up making a horror film first, an original story a friend and I are coming up with.

This will be tons cheaper to film and easier to set up, which means we can get working on it a lot sooner.

I made this mock-up poster, and with that image alone, we’re fleshing out the story and we have tons of ideas already. My cousin saw the poster and he’s recommending me to a friend of his in Hollywood who is working as DA on a Jerry Bruckheimer film!

leaf puppy!

d’awwww
puppies make me squee

chat roulette

BIG eruption

“The 1815 eruption is rated 7 on the Volcanic Explosivity Index, the only such eruption since the Lake Taupo eruption in about 180 CE. With an estimated ejecta volume of 160 cubic kilometers, Tambora’s 1815 outburst was the largest volcanic eruption in recorded history.”
(…)
“It had roughly four times the energy of the 1883 Krakatoa eruption. An estimated 160 cubic kilometers (38 cubic miles) of pyroclastic trachyandesite was ejected.”
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Tambora

rare Alaskan boat towing moose

rare Alaskan boat towing moose

Shuttle & Buran

Awesome Sauce

Sauce, it is awesome.

From lfgcomic.com/

Monster Engine

www.themonsterengine.com/

Taylor Swift’s bet

Fucking Miracles

Insane Clown Posse came out with a mind-blowing track called “Miracles”. Some profound shit going on here:

“I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it’s all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?”

Watch this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Then you must watch SNL’s spoof with the Outrageous Clown Squad: www.hulu.com/watch/143249/saturday-night-live-outrageous-clown-squad-kickspit-dirt-festival

Mind is blown.

how not to fail at life

Sorry, I know it’s likely more reading than you’re accustomed to.

Internets forgive me if any are reposts.

P.S. the title is a Penny Arcade reference.

Pikaboohoo

Puertorican Store Names

Taken by me.

Thankfully these people probably don’t understand English so they’ll never find out about Amanda’s schlong and Catholics will let Pagans eat chicken (wait, what).

Oomph!

German neue deutsche härte (“new German hardness”) band called Oomph!. I just heard of them for the first time last week, and I am in love with their music now. If you like Hard Rock at all, check them out on YouTube. (Sandmann, Labyrinth, Gott Ist Ein Popstar are personal faves)

Sold the bose 2.1 for $180

It’s basically this one, but with black speakers.

Fuck year.

Gurkha LAPV

Based on a Ford F550 chassis, made by Armet Armored Vehicles Ltd. of Canada.

Want.

Arguably Pregnant Betty White In Slave Leia Costume And Cape With A Flaming Chainsaw Riding a John Ritter Centaur Through The Apocalypse

Yes: blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/04/14/what-you-hath-wrought-this-weeks-mercury-cover-featuring-betty-white-john-ritter-and-a-flaming-chainsaw

Rawr.

Camo face military girl

She’d hit you.

wireless tape drive

Lips of DOOM 2

Reminds me of the uncanny valley.
Source: www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=

Trouble finds me

…attractive?
…revolting?
…on rainy days?

The LOST Tarot cards

Tarot cards of the original survivors.

WWII on Facebook

I’m pretty sure it’s not a repost.

Mr. DNA

MCS Chat Room Is IRC = we need more lurkers / idles

As many of you are aware, the MCS chat room is an IRC chat room, and dang if we need some more people to just go idle in the channel.  During the week I’m in there all day long while I’m at work, and it’s the best place to get ahold of someone that knows wtf is going on with the site when it goes down.

So feel free to download MIRC or chatzilla or whatever you want to use to connect to the chatroom and just chill with us.  we’re cool, and we don’t bite, but kero may ban you if you get on his nerves.

Anyone have suggestions on IRC software?  Also: Suggestions for IRC hosts?  I’m thinking I want to try that instead of efnet.

Fucking Magnets

How do they work?

Apparently a meme.

Perfect Bond Girl

koldkast

Karen Gillan

and some other nameless fag.

joker makes fun at gambol

awesome neighbors

tehee

kind of awesome maybe?

dude, wth?

THIS IS A BULBASAUR

bulbasaur, ftw

Unicorns!

unicorns are awesome

new words

A Grade 5 Class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word. 1st Kid – Banana, 2nd kid telephone…. etc

Comes to Little Billy and he just doesn’t get it…. Teachers says:

Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.

Next Day the Teacher asks Billy:

Billy stands up and says: “Contagious”

Teacher is floored….. “Where did you learn that word?”

Billy: Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said:

“It is gonna take that Contagious!”

via AskReddit.

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Joe? R U OK?