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Corny

My kinda humor!
www.TrustyRussTees.com

All Points Bulletin

sickest game ever. out soon

YERP

This Shouldn’t Be Beautiful

The Big Picture

Using Paper Towels to Clean the Gulf

This is not a hoax people. Bp contractors are using paper towels to “clean” up parts of Grand Isle.

Hit-Girl Love

Another Kill joy Moment from BP

This effects EVERYONE.

CHERP

space ant-eater

fuck you

Dont die in the Gulf

You might end up with a neon X on you

Most beautiful woman in World

“What will be if the faces of all beautiful women will be joined together? We will get the ideal face.”
damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/01/most-beautiful-woman-in-world.html

Memeopoly

Betty White! The last Jedi master!!

Fitting Catholic Church Ad

Not everybody was thrilled with their position in the family

Dilbert gets baked

Bathtub Fishtank

Polish Submarine

WHY?

OMG LOLHOUSE

I made this :^)

Excitement for football

this is some McS original content right hurr.

Levelling Pac-man

True story!

Where White Man Went Wrong

Where White Man Went
Wrong

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

sad keanu in WTC rubble

The World’s Slowest Porsche

damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/06/worlds-slowest-porsche.html

Her eyes

1 of a series I did with this model a couple of weeks ago.

Hater Toad

You’re daily “…The hell?”

Yep that’s Superman cuddling Batman’s beautiful pregnant belly. I assume Super will be a good father and marry Batman in a lovely civil ceremony.

Soccer is Shit

Beetle shit.

Rainbow Vomiting Pandas: The Escape

I wish I could creative enough to come up with something as epic as this…

source: www.flickr.com/photos/bar-art/4095056486/in/set-72157623683100061/

They were found out. The secret hiding place of the pandas was discovered, and they would soon be overrun. Unable to move, distant attackers hacked their systems from a thousand directions at once. Ling Ling looked at Hsing Hsing, and nodded. Hsing Hsing rolled and stretched, pushing through the suffocating badges and awards, and pulled the emergency cord.

The ancient pneumatic tube hissed to life. It sputtered and rattled, and with a sudden burst of dust and air, spit out the Engineer. He coughed and wheezed, wiped the dust from his goggles, and set to work.

The Engineer asked Ling Ling if she had seen the donkey. Her eyes, covered in cataracts from intense HDR exposure, filled with tears. She pointed to the fields, where the Engineer could just see the donkey in the tall grass. It lay dead, its stomach bursting with rotted images of flower macros, and soft-focus self portraits.

There was no time to waste. The Engineer prepared them, and warned that they may not survive the journey. They did not care, wanting only to be free, and to see again the world with clear eyes. The Engineer understood, and entered the emergency passcode: “fav 5, comment 1”.

they were away.

Labatt’s Beer Trucks, 1939

www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/06/huge-starfish-wrong-side-up.html

Funny video: “Huge Starfish, Wrong Side Up”

Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and tests were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”

The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came outwith tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!”

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

How scientists see world

amandabauer.blogspot.com/2010/06/how-scientists-see-world.html

bad days

ALL HAIL KING PETER!

Peter The Cat

Peter as a kitten

my Tribute to Peter

No unconcealable weapons allowed

Bacon Pancakes

I gotta try this.

I heard y’all like zombie shirts…

This is a design that I made many moons ago. Those familiar with the site probably saw something very similar within the past few days. That same image has been making the rounds on other sites, and I felt that I should show the original and (IMHO) better of the two designs. Although I usually only offer the shirt for a couple of weeks before Halloween, I broke out the screen early this year. It is currently available as a limited edition from my Etsy site.

sad keanu in iwo jima

Tweety ice cream

durp

Water slide wat

Sad Keanu

is sad

Adobe Photoshop

Meet Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello and Raphael

Four ‘ugly’ mutant albino turtles

Calm your nerves

noo!!!! don”t eat me!!!

Iam to cuteeee!!!!!

I-Phone Addiction

Looks great, does nothing. We shall call it Mac.

OKCupid bashes EHarmony

Heh. I didn`t know they were allowed to ask that :X