Dont die in the Gulf

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You might end up with a neon X on you

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    wow that really sucks, it looks like the turtle had just been released (obviously before the spill) after having his/her shell repaired. I guess it was their time to go, sucks that bp didn’t take him on that yachting trip..


    Poor little guy, I hope he had a long life filled with beautiful turtle women and magical divings in the gulf. We called him tortoise.


    Tortoises live on land.


    That was a reference to Lewis Carroll, thanks for ruining it with your facts and stuff.


    Who in the what now?


    Never mind, I tried to be poetic. It didn’t work out. Shit sucks and there’s turtles dying.


    “Shit sucks and turtles are dying” sounds poetic. or at least a good name for an album.


    Now that you have actually articulated that thought the probability of an album by that name already existing has increased by at least 60%. You just don’t want me to have a career, ADMIT IT.


    You can be anything you want, except for a writer, a poet, a musician, an astronaut, or a space pirate.


    Ok so now you sound like my mother, just when I thought I couldn’t despise you more. Especially the space pirate, that hurt, right below my left second rib. Fare the well for now, no more stabs until these wounds that no one can see have healed.


    OK, you can be a space pirate if you want, but I get first dibs.

    Same goes for the astronaut thing too.


    what about space prostitute? I keep the outfit around for special guests 🙂


    Don’t make her depressed.
    I am trying to get into her pants and
    your not helping.




    Really depressing seeing all those die due to the oil, be seeing this for years to come sadly

    Luke Magnifico

    Who’s to say the turtle didn’t do it himself, he looks like he was a pretty rad guy, and nothing’s more rad that a neon X.


    Thats it, I have to go fuck someone up now
    since they are killing the turtles & just taking pictures?! D:

    I Love Turtles.


    Maybe… maybe she’s just napping… after… um… laying a bunch of eggs… in a safe place… where little turtles will hatch and… fuck it, denial just isn’t working.

    Great… just great… this pretty much ruined my day. Thanks a bloody lot.

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