Where White Man Went Wrong

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Where White Man Went
Wrong

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”


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    Puulaahi
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    So true.

    tiki god
    Admin

    NO NEVER

    cottonpicker
    Member

    It is with great pride that I’m the first bastard to shout “FAKE!” in this post.
    FAKE!

    conan776
    Member

    What is truth?

    Queensly
    Member

    Fake! Ah shit.

    ian356094
    Member

    White man did improve it.

    With internet porn.

    outlanderssc
    Member

    I’d trade sex all night for internet porn any day –

    Tyger42
    Member

    You’d give up the real thing all night every night for PICTURES of it?

    natedog
    Member

    *one tear rolls down my cheek*

    Senshi
    Member
    Senshi

    A gin-soaked tear at that.

    nyoki
    Member

    You’re Italian?

    KommissarKvC
    Member

    see
    americans have been fucking up communism even BEFORE they became the United States

    Raff2603
    Member

    Praise the Lord!

    dhg4983
    Member

    How awesome would it be spending all day hunting fishing and drinking all day every fucking day. And you know they were smoking pot, then they came home and got to the fucking. That is pretty much paradise.

    Caio
    Member

    Pot is indian dot not indian feather

    HoChunk
    Member

    “Women did all the work…”

    So THAT’S why only the Indians say “white man”, instead of “white folks” or “white people”.