Where White Man Went
Wrong
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”
So true.
NO NEVER
It is with great pride that I’m the first bastard to shout “FAKE!” in this post.
FAKE!
What is truth?
Fake! Ah shit.
White man did improve it.
With internet porn.
I’d trade sex all night for internet porn any day –
You’d give up the real thing all night every night for PICTURES of it?
*one tear rolls down my cheek*
A gin-soaked tear at that.
You’re Italian?
see
americans have been fucking up communism even BEFORE they became the United States
Praise the Lord!
How awesome would it be spending all day hunting fishing and drinking all day every fucking day. And you know they were smoking pot, then they came home and got to the fucking. That is pretty much paradise.
Pot is indian dot not indian feather
“Women did all the work…”
So THAT’S why only the Indians say “white man”, instead of “white folks” or “white people”.