Wow, that looked so much worse that I anticipated. The dialogues sounded like bad fan fiction, the timing was all wrong, and everything about it was uninspired cliche. And THAT is the scene they use to lure people into the theaters?

I usually joke about this movie being Howard the Duck 2, but at least HtD was bearable and occasionally amusing. This one just looks painful. Zaldana looks hot, though. But her character seems to have less personality than the talking tree.

It’s still going to make over $200 million at the box office, which will only encourage them to make more crap like this one.