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Creationist test
Added on April 26th, 2013 by HoChunk | Report Post
Tags:Children, Evolution, Forum Fodder, Politics, Religion, School, Science!
Tags:Children, Evolution, Forum Fodder, Politics, Religion, School, Science!
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THE STUPID… IT BURNS!
This test hasn’t been determined to be true, but we all know there are crazy Christians thinking like this.
Even if it’s a Poe, this is still the Texas board of education’s wet dream.
I feel horrified that I know this is in my country
oh man…theyre serving anti-freeze for lunch again today.
Answer #18 could be used to counter anyone claiming that Biblical events actually took place.
I think I just threw up a little bit….
I went to a pretty hardcore christian school, they actually taught predestination as fact.
In the science classes they taught evolution. I remember a lot of emphasis on the word ‘theory’ and they did teach creationism too but they didn’t deride it as evil, they didn’t tell us some BS misunderstanding of it and they even told us how it could quite possibly be true alongside christianity.
But then they also sold bumperstickers with a christian fish eating the that darwin fish-with-legs.
Ok, I’m horrified about what they’re doing to these poor children, but I love this because the smiley face looks so complicit. I should crop that.
I went to a hard core catholic school (by the Legionaires of Christ) and even they taught evolution as fact (the old testament is meant to be taken poetically, not literally,)and these are the guys taht mae me an atheist because I felt they were to extremists.