The best Christmas present

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    RSIxidor

    What, that soldier really wants to shoot that little kid?

    RSIxidor

    I’m a terrible person.

    titanzero

    Why? Are you a baby killing marine?

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    BALL SACK

    Dral

    What if the kid doesn’t ask for his daddy to be home, and instead asks for a 360 or something?

    Anonymoose

    Was just thinking that, myself…

    HoChunk

    Damn…there really IS a “War on Christmas”.

    RSIxidor

    DERP, but yeah, that’s funny.

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    BIG DICKS UP THE BUTT. I AM BACK TO RULE YOU ALL SHUT UP IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL YOU WILL FEAR ME AND BOW TO ME. NOW STICK YOUR FINGERS UP YOUR BUTTHOLE AND THEN SUCK THEM ALL DAY LONG, YES YES THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY. THEN GO TO PUBLIC REST ROOMS AT THE MOVIES AND GO INTO RANDOM BATHROOMS TO EAT PEOPLES POOP FROM TOILETS WHO DIDN’T FLUSH. AND THEN BEG FOR PEOPLES POOP OUTSIDE. DO IT I DEMAND YOU TO. I AM THE KING OF YOU ALL KING WOOPIE GOLDBURG, FOOD WILL BE REPLACED WITH POOP, WE WILL ALL EAT POOP FROM NOW ON.

    Net-Jester

    His wish was for a call of duty co-op buddy.

    Stolid

    “But I thought Daddy comes over every night after Mom thinks I’m asleep!”

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