toe tattoo

toe tattoo.jpg (25 KB)

weird


  •  

  • Leave A Comment

    Subscribe
    Notify of
    19 Comments
    Inline Feedbacks
    View all comments
    natedog

    ORIANNA YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO POST MY TOE WITHOUT PERMISSIONS

    Synthetics

    Amputee humor is the best.
    I’m a double below knee amputee, and I’ve got some great shirts / stickers.

    Shirts that reads: Leg Story $10, Soldier for Sale – 50% off, some assembly required

    You gotta laugh about it, else you’ll go mad with frustration.

    jimmieq

    Pics.

    SirNerd

    Had friend who was missing an eye, he made a glass eye with the diamonds of his wedding ring after his wife left him after the accident. He says its his most valuable thing and it looks insane.

    Synthetics

    Yeah, that has to look pretty wicked.

    RSIxidor

    PICS DUDE! PLEASE!

    nyoki

    My MIL has some pretty cool replacements. I think they’re made from coral.
    …and yeah, pics.

    JimsShip

    FAIL.
    The big toe goes to market, the second one stays home.

    There’s another pic floating around of some girl who lost a big toe and had this tattoo done correctly.
    If you’re going to steal a pun, at least execute it corrctly.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Only in the English/Christian version, which there many others. The original goes all the way back to the Persian Empire. The first version was said to be given to the people by the first monotheistic god Ahura Mazda. It’s more along the lines of a parable back then relating to the five possessions all Zoroastrians should have to be in good keepings of their god. The first was to have a good stock of farm animals, ergo “piggies”, to sell and have a high status, but also to give to the soldiers of the Persian Empire for their fight against the Greek Empire (because they kept their food live in tow).

    The second was to have an abundance of crops, so they can set some aside as a sort of a sacrifice to Ahura Mazda for a good growing season next year.

    The third was to have many wives to give birth to many young men who can fight for the sake of their god and country.

    The fourth was to show your wealth in gold and jewels to show nonbelievers how good your god is to you, and to also give to Ahura Mazda as a sort of tithing.

    The fifth tenet was to have wisdom by continually learning so you know when some asshat is making shit up on the internet. I made all this shit up.

    Putridity

    Dude. You people are fucking evil.

    I was always joyful when I got to play ring around the rosie until some ass-goblin comments on the all fall down (Black plague) part.

    Rock-a-by baby was a lovely little lullaby until the cradle falls and London gets bombed.

    Stop telling people about the horrors of our childhood. We don’t need to know we thought the black death dance was awesome when we were little. That sort of emotional damage is how 4chan started.

    Even if you made it up. Be aware that an emotional virus caused the /b/lack plague.

    Tirade over.

    Funny story though dude. Quite imaginative! 😛

    Queensly

    Ring around the rosie is NOT about the plague. That was just trollin’.

    JimsShip

    Yeah, I already had a “prove it or pound it” comment in my head by the middle of the first paragraph.
    I did read it all though, so i’ll throw you 2 pity internet points for your effort.

    lhamilt2

    that son of a bitch was supposed to stay home! that’ll teach him (or her) to leave home (or the kitchen)

    Chenoan

    Witty 😀

    DMYTRIW WDS

    TIKI! Let’s get this thread rollin’ so we can get some capital for Synthetics and compatriots!

    We all have some cash we can cough up, and I’m sure he can direct us to the proper channels. If we all gave $10 it’d do something.

    You collaborate with him make this a theme and I’ll send a few hundred.

    Vote this shit up! And thank you Synthetics for your service.

    Synthetics

    I appreciate the offer my friend, but don’t worry about me, Uncle Sam has taken care of his military this time around.

    Also, I need to dig up some pics.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Yeah, it’s rude to tell Tiki to tell/suggest what to do with his site.

    I’d just love to start some kind of matching fund website that’ll help people.

    driver01z

    d’awwww

    Phyreblade

    LOL… Win.

    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Architecture Art Awesome Things Batman Bikinis Cars Comic Books Computers Corona Virus Outbreak of 2020 Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Donald Trump Drugs Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Military Motorcycles Movie Posters Movie Reviews Movies Music Music Videos Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Science! Sexy Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF

    480 x 360 500 x 281 500 x 375 500 x 500 500 x 750 600 x 450 600 x 600 600 x 750 600 x 800 600 x 900 640 x 480 640 x 640 640 x 800 640 x 853 640 x 960 720 x 720 720 x 960 750 x 600 800 x 600 800 x 800 960 x 720 960 x 960 1024 x 683 1024 x 768 1080 x 1080 1080 x 1350 1200 x 630 1200 x 800 1200 x 900 1280 x 720 1280 x 800 1280 x 960 1280 x 1024 1440 x 900 1600 x 900 1600 x 1200 1680 x 1050 1920 x 1080 1920 x 1200 2048 x 1536 2560 x 1440 2560 x 1600 3024 x 4032 3840 x 2160 x

    ABoringDystopia Amoledbackgrounds AnimalsBeingDerps ATBGE awfuleverything Celebhub Celebs CityPorn comicbookart conceptart cosplaygirls Cyberpunk DesignPorn EarthPorn evilbuildings Eyebleach Faces FreckledGirls funny gentlemanboners hmmm ImaginaryStarships ImaginaryTechnology InfowarriorRides interestingasfuck MarchAgainstNazis marvelmemes marvelstudios memes MilitaryPorn nocontextpics OldSchoolCool pics PoliticalHumor PrequelMemes ProgrammerHumor PropagandaPosters RetroFuturism sbubby StarshipPorn startrekmemes StarWars TIHI UrbanHell wallpaper

  • here's some related content from the store: