>get this text >ignore it >go to bed

Alpha as fuck.

This is how you be it.


| Send to Facebook | Send To Twitter
  • Leave A Comment

    Subscribe
    Notify of
    64 Comments
    Inline Feedbacks
    View all comments
    storminator

    She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..

    LordLancifer

    More like FREDDY JACKSON! DAMN!! 😀

    storminator

    I knew somebody would get the joke… but obviously not the insecure little boy.

    Tetsuo137

    Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.

    According to Urban Dictionary:

    “Pseudo alpha male. ”
    1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
    2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
    3. Please insert picture of casefags here.

    metalhead2061

    It wouldn’t be “jealousy” it would be “envy” and shut the fuck up.

    Synthetics

    Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
    I guess…

    Twosixteen

    And you’d know all about being a beta-male.

    Stolid

    FROM 1990’s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.

    Not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.

    Your plan isn’t pinned to your phone. You can have your same plan and talk and text without data and still use the smart phone capabilities when you find available wifi.

    I say again it’s not exactly alpha to bullshit your reasoning for not having a decent phone. Alphas can afford smart phones.

    wookie_x

    “WRONG! Show me a smartphone that you can get on prepaid.

    Verizon impulse does not allow smartphones on prepaid.

    Do your research. I have done mine.”

    Beta twat is pathetic….
    www.tracfone.com/phone_details.jsp?lang=en&model=UCMTST_009188

    absent

    Douche of network then, in most countries you can get any phone you want on any tariff you want. The tariff/prepay/pay as you go differential just affect how much you’ll pay for the handset.

    gx5000

    An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
    Alpha post is Fail

    gx5000

    I still don’t get what you find in here little man…

    wookie_x

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Zyzz

    “A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their ‘boasts’ come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.”

    Yup! That’s Casemeth!!!

    wookie_x

    vainglorious, narcissistic, attention seeking, pathologically self-aggrandizing = casemeth

    srsly tho

    Aquaman43

    Please kill yourself. Thank you.

    Death_to_Dude

    Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!

    Belbo

    you might want to re-examine your angle of attack, because your weak-fucking-bullshit isn’t going to bring in any other type of woman.

    korben88

    I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.

    Twosixteen

    I guess that shows you what he thinks of you.

    Twosixteen

    Don’t have to.

    Casemods ;)

    How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?

    Tetsuo137

    Fail.

    What he meant to say was that not even sub-par chicks would date of fuck him because if they did they would be committing beastiality.

    OPPLE

    This shit’s getting old

    Belbo

    casemods is a delta male.

    moviemangonza

    wow i understand you all hate him so
    why docent he post this crap on his side of mcs?

    OPPLE

    Because his side is for porn, and this isn’t porn

    OPPLE

    Unless you’re into casemods rejecting fat chicks

    slimnoche

    Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.

    youmotherflucker

    he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.

    the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon

    slimnoche

    He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.

    Death_to_Dude

    Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!

    hairy_testicles

    you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”

    anadin

    Let me just get this straght… Some chick text you – and you ignored it. This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people? Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have… Read more »

    anadin

    The only sense in which you are Alpha is the ‘pre-release’ sense.

    You are buggy, broken and retarded.

    Beta is a little better than you.

    Lol

    slimnoche

    Ouch.

    anadin

    Inorite. And I kinda like him for gods sake.

    dre

    yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real

    youmotherflucker

    son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.

    slimnoche

    Oh snap!

    youmotherflucker

    yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets