Stealth Bomber

Added on February 19th, 2008 by Ivan Denisovich | Report Post
Tags:Military

10 Comments

Inline Feedbacks

View all comments

RSIxidor (#950)

17 years ago

Its not working, I can see that quite clearly.

deuce (#933)

17 years ago

The seams make it look like it’s made from denim…

maxcw (#9)

17 years ago

deuce: yeah thats what stealth material is made of, thats why all the fat cowgirls squeeze into tight denim jeans, it makes the fat disappear!

mgear (#1835)

17 years ago

Lol, usually they fly the actual stealth missions at night. Do you really think they painted it black to blend in with the DAY TIME sky? Besides from what I hear it’s not really paint, but more like powdered metal mixed with glue, so it gives a “fuzzy” (ass opposed to shiny like a mirror) reflection of radar pulses.

mgear (#1835)

17 years ago

Oh and this thing carries nukes too, a far cry from the huge ones that they had to use before. This thing can dart in and nuke some sucker before he knows what hit’em! Yee haw, and all that. It’s how it was designed!

Phyreblade (#1414)

17 years ago

The venerable B-2 Stealth Bomber. It’s covered with a top secret radar diffractive denim coating, a material tested for strength and stealth on obese US citizens, and stitched together in secret military underground sweatshops.

It’s bombs are armed with devastating warheads loaded with highly compressed hot air from US politicians speeches and flatulence. Nothing can stop it from striking a target. Nothing. This is why other countries pheer us.

Guswut (#1691)

17 years ago

Phyreblade, maybe you should move to one of those other countries then, eh? Oh, right, because they’re far far worse, you’re too lazy and have no real worth. Right. Gotcha! 😀