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The Matrix: Rebooted

The Davy Crockett Nuclear Rocket
So awesome that it rhymes!

RSIxidor

I read this as if it were a song, both lines. Please finish it.

TrikYodz

“The Davy Crockett Nuclear Rocket
Its king of the frontier, but now its all cleared…
all thanks to
DAAAVYYY Crockett! the NUCLEAR ROCKET!!!”

Belbo

lol wutman

Kishi

Nuclear landmine? What the everloving fuck?

rebelyell2006

It’s like the weapon was made just for Red Alert 2!

figosound

zomg nucular anal douche

mld

wasn’t the blast radius greater than the propulsion distance?

Elepski

Fallout range actually.. but yeah.. fail design

The Matrix: Rebooted

The rocket had a range of 1.5 to 2 miles. The “blast radius” was about a quarter of a mile of lethal radiation. The guys firing it might die of cancer in 10 years and their kids would have flippers, but they would be around long enough to fight, which is what matters.

mikoyangurevich15

Slightly more safe than a nuclear hand grenade.

KommissarKvC

Holy Hand Grenade?
not the monty puthon one that blew up like a normal grenade, but the epic one from the game ‘Worms’ that had a huge blast

Elepski

M65 Recoiless Nuclear Rifle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=khyZI3RK2lE

WistfulD

Dammit, picture hadn’t loaded when I clicked to go to comments section. Thought this was going to be a Fess Parker tribute.

I would never have guessed that a fission bomb could be made with a 0.01 kton explosive load.

natedog

I call bullshit.

this thing is just a big match. they light it, and then shoot it at all your Farmville shit.