If I ever have a kid who is into that shit I’m going to beat him without mercy. Bullies will be angered with me because anything they do will seem like a field trip. I will taunt him and rename him legally “bitch who’s dad thinks he’s a fag”. If he kills himself I’ll skip the funeral and not even do anything interesting. Maybe go renew my passport or take up baking?

At any rate that kid’s parents probably think along the same lines as I am. They probably gave him that cookie and it’s probably like the last cookie they gave him that made him shit for 3 days.