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Zombie Apocalypse

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    1. Cy85 says:
      October 19, 2011 at 2:29 am

      *clicks link*

      My U.N.T. coin cup? The coins inside? The stress ball on top of those? My sunglasses? My scissors? My tiny-glow-in-the-dark-statue-of-Buddha?

    2. Otto says:
      November 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm

      A binocular microscope complete with illuminated stand.

    3. dallasalice says:
      November 23, 2011 at 9:59 pm

      Ugh, if you had said to the right it would be my Glock. To the left is my cell phone, which considering AT&T’s coverage and reliability in the best of times, will do me no good during the zombie apocalypse for sure.

    4. rebelyell2006 says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:01 pm

      A pillow

    5. puppet says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm

      Cell phone and video card

    6. aarpie! says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm

      A medium Dr. Pepper from Burger King. I WILL NOT BE DEHYDRATED!!!!!!!… … … much.

    7. justonemango says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:15 pm

      a small metal pipe bomb. Good only once.

    8. The_Audiophile says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:16 pm

      …..a notebook.

    9. Ecksso says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:23 pm

      Pack of Excel gum…. GG

    10. Babes says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:34 pm

      Why that one? My other dildos are much larger by! Oh… *shuts up*

    11. xpartsx says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:41 pm

      Either a lava lamp, small computer speaker or knife.

      I think ill go with the lava lamp.

    12. #makecasemdsgreatagain says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:43 pm

      A wall

    13. maxcw says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:47 pm

      coffee cup…… what the hell. That’s not fair!

    14. RobDollars says:
      November 23, 2011 at 10:57 pm

      a quart mason jar half full of water. bring it!

    15. JJFvckbot says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:02 pm

      the finger is pointing to a dead pixel. i’m not sure what i’m supposed to do with that.

    16. Luke Magnifico says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:02 pm

      The corner of the couch?

      I don’t think the couch will be an adequate weapon, it will only make the zombies more comfortable.

    17. WaltherKid says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:09 pm

      the girl in the cubicle next to me. i wish her luck.

    18. Punk_in_Drublic says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:14 pm

      a sandwich, guitar amp or compound bow. tough choice, this is a fucking good sandwich!

    19. Pwnerade says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:49 pm

      Another student. Maybe I can feed him to the zombies while I make my escape.

    20. metalhead2061 says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:53 pm

      Acoustic guitar.

    21. DaftGhosty says:
      November 23, 2011 at 11:59 pm

      haha lucky me. My handgun lol

    22. Queensly says:
      November 24, 2011 at 12:02 am

      A new sim card. FUUUU

    23. Zane says:
      November 24, 2011 at 12:28 am

      HP printer, oh brother.

    24. wizardofyendor says:
      November 24, 2011 at 12:32 am

      A Kitten!

    25. LRichardson says:
      November 24, 2011 at 12:37 am

      LOL!!! By chance it happened to be a GSG-5 with a 100 rnd mag… I just got back from the range. Granted, it’s a .22 so, it’s probably better as a club…

    26. jskind says:
      November 24, 2011 at 12:46 am

      My work desktop, but behind me on my left is my Kill Bill swords. I’ll go with that.

    27. dacrunch says:
      November 24, 2011 at 1:43 am

      a box of crayons, a copy of pokemon black and a 600ml measuring jug full of jack and coke.

    28. ledhed says:
      November 24, 2011 at 1:54 am

      small pocket knife, socks or lamp. i’m rolling with the lamp.

    29. twitch says:
      November 24, 2011 at 2:24 am

      we should have more of these because it’s fucking hilarious. well mine’s Ethyl Alcohol, a stack of black cds, a dental floss and a speaker. I’m not McGyver so I don’t have any idea on what should I do with these.

    30. Spencer says:
      November 24, 2011 at 2:44 am

      SQL Book. guess i get to build a server tracking the movements and create a movement prediction system. Good enough i guess. :/

    31. Aquaman43 says:
      November 24, 2011 at 2:45 am

      My dog or a Buffalo Bills blanket. I’m doomed.

    32. RepairmanJack says:
      November 24, 2011 at 2:50 am

      To my left? A luxo-style desklamp.

      To my right. Samurai Sword and a bottle of Young’s Double Chocolate Stout.

      Crap.

    33. dekay46 says:
      November 24, 2011 at 2:51 am

      Why is it ALWAYS my fiancée?

    34. MaiNiaC_MicHaeL says:
      November 24, 2011 at 3:24 am

      ….a brush. Welp at least they will have nicely brushed hair. You HAVE seen their hair right? Had I read this at home it would have been a lighter.

    35. kratsina says:
      November 24, 2011 at 3:27 am

      wow, actually something useful… technically I have nothing but open air to my left but if I lift my arm and point, I end up pointing directly at the baseball bat that sits behind the front door across the room….

    36. przxqgl says:
      November 24, 2011 at 3:48 am

      beer…

      score! 8)

    37. buzzgunner says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:03 am

      Believe it or not, the object to the immediate left of my monitor is a GAU 8A 30mm cannon shell. (I got it from a friend at Los Alamos that works in the “Energetic Materials Research” section.) If I can just get the zombies to line up, I can take out a couple hundred with the DPU penetrator before it runs out of inertia!

      Oh, wait. I need something to fire it from, don’t I? Damn…

    38. Rotatebilly says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:11 am

      10 dollars in small change

    39. Puulaahi says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:11 am

      A sexy tshirt model! SCORE!

    40. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:23 am

      Coffee Cup…..

    41. Wookie says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:27 am

      I’ve got a choice: coffee cup or wicker basket.

    42. rundinj says:
      November 24, 2011 at 4:44 am

      Metal Mountain Dew Bottle full of pennies It has the Squid art its about 8lbs not the worst bludgeoning tool

    43. Demon says:
      November 24, 2011 at 6:00 am

      My bed.
      I’m going to fuck them to death.

    44. T.File says:
      November 24, 2011 at 7:33 am

      Left hand: Half empty Mike’s hard lemonade bottle
      Immediate left: Sleeping cat, nicknamed little bastard. Declawed.
      On the couch that is to my left but not quite in reach. Double Barreled 12 gauge/AR15 M4 carbine style/Motorcycle Helmet…

      Guess that cat is gonna have to do.

    45. Stahlfeder says:
      November 24, 2011 at 7:46 am

      A pair of lazy, pet rats.
      Rats will eat just about anything, so I suppose I could just throw them at zombies and hope they gnaw them to death?

    46. DaftFiddle says:
      November 24, 2011 at 8:21 am

      £6.90 in shrapnel and a network router…well it’s been fun.

    47. draikyn says:
      November 24, 2011 at 8:39 am

      my left hand?

    48. the_duck says:
      November 24, 2011 at 11:05 am

      A Poinsettia (Happy Holidays bitches).

      I hope Zombies are allergic to them or else I’m fuxxed, unless I use it to distract them while I make my way towards my Mossberg 500 Tactical Persuader 12 Gauge…might even have a few slugs left over from my last outing at the range, or else it’s home defense rounds.

    49. fuzz says:
      November 24, 2011 at 11:53 am

      Old 15″ TFT monitor with a big socket.

      Could be better but could also be much more worse.

    50. Serix says:
      November 24, 2011 at 7:09 pm

      An empty aquarium… guess it could be worse?

    51. E-squared says:
      November 25, 2011 at 6:08 am

      A face hugger….wait a what! O.O

    52. d86 says:
      November 25, 2011 at 10:35 pm

      the head of the last zombie that tried to fuck with me!

    53. Bruno says:
      November 27, 2011 at 9:43 am

      My control remote… I’m dead… and turn into a zombie..

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