Valentine’s Day Trick
A woman walks into a post office to mail a letter. He notices a man standing at the counter with a pile of pink envelopes. She watches as he places a Love stamp on each one and then sprays it with perfume.
Her curiosity gets the better of her, so she approaches the man. ‘What are you doing? She asks.
‘I’m mailing 1,000 Valentine’s Day cards signed, ‘Guess who?’
‘Why would you do that?’ asks the woman.
‘I’m a divorce lawyer’ was the man’s reply.
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giger bar
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have a drink and get psycho-cool… do come in!
Luther Burger
The ultimate food. This is what heaven tastes like, the Luther Burger
A bacon cheese burger on a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
Lydia Deetz
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Superman vs. Batman
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Who really got pwned here?
Think about it.
RAGE! v.2
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The Redeemer, The Destroyer, The Knight, and the The Forsaken
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Gimme some fucking waffles
One day, a mother and her two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church. Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out: ‘Ouch you fucking wanker!
Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest. She said: ‘Father, my boys just won’t stop swearing and I don’t know what to do.
‘Well, have you tried smacking them? the priest asked.
‘No, she replied. ‘Doesn’t the church look down on that?
‘Well, the priest said, ‘yes, but in some cases we’ll make an exception.
The next day, the two boys came down for breakfast and she asked Tommy what he wanted to eat.
Tommy said: ‘Gimme some fucking waffles.
The mother backhanded Tommy so hard that he flew out of his chair and landed against the door.
Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy became very quiet. His mother asked him what he wants for breakfast, and he replied,
‘Well you can bet your sweet ass I don’t want no fucking waffles!
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Colorful Language
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Walmart Bingo
Have you ever played WalMart BINGO?
Copy bingo attached card and take it with you
the next time you visit WalMart.
World Press Photo of the Year
A picture of an armed sheriff moving through an American home after an eviction due to a mortgage foreclosure won the top prize in the World Press Photo competition.
Jury members said the strength of the photo by Anthony Suau for Time magazine was in its opposites – it looks like a classic war photograph, but is simply the eviction of people from a house.
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Just so you all know, I have plenty of other sites besides MCS:
Choose Your own Adventures [Visit] Kinda like the books you remember, but worse.
Comic Covers [Visit] Covers of comic books
Comic Images [Visit] Images from comic books. Submit your own!
*Dirty Limerick [Visit] A different dirty limerick every day. Submit your own!
*Internet-D [Visit] Internet discussion. Start a Discussion!
*My Confined Space [Visit] Random Image Blog. Submit your own!
Please Link Me [Visit] Kidna like tinyURL but better worse
*Random Nude [Visit] Random Nudity. Submit your own!
Secret Files & Origins [Visit] Comic Book Character bios
*Star Trek Book Club [Visit] Unofficial Star Trek Book Club
*Star Wars Book Club [Visit] Unofficial Star Wars Book Club
*Tallahassee Informer [Visit] Information about the great city I live in
*Zoom Comics [Visit] Comic book wallpapers. Submit your own!
So why am I telling you about all the fine weak ass sites that are part of the Tiki Web Group? I just filed my USA Taxes for 2008. Let me tell you, I owe the IRS nearly $2,000 bucks. Yes, perhaps I should have saved money during 2008, but I didn’t realize how well the tiki web group was doing in terms of income. Now I’m kinda stuck with a Federal bill that’s going to hamper my drinking spending power for the next few months unless I make some serious cash over the next couple weeks. And rather then beg for money and have to deal with the reporting that begging entails, I’d rather enhance the page views of all the sites that fall under the TWG banner. I’m sure that there’s suggestions that need/could be made for any of the above sites, so feel free to make them in the comments.
Want to donate to the TWG? Don’t. It’s a tax burden headache to process individual donations, so just visit the sites above, visit some of the sponsors, and wish me luck.
I’ve added a page to the Tiki Web Group’s homepage that has all of the latest and greatest posts on it, so if you’re going to bookmark one website today, let it be this one page.
As always, your login for MCS will work for any other site in the TWG. Sorta. All the wordpress sites at least. They’re the ones with the [*] before their names. I’m trying to find a good solution so that your login will work everywhere, but damn that’s a lot of coding, and we know how well Tiki goes at coding, right?
Also: I’m thinking of a MCS contest for a new logo for MCS. what you think?