Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 11:17 am

That’s awesome. That motorcycle is #1 in my books. Not a Prima inter pares, but a true First amongst motorcycles.

Hell I wouldn’t mind seeing these things around town more I think we should give them to postmen.

dorix — September 30, 2008 @ 11:47 am

Perkins makes delicious breakfast.

j_bryon — September 30, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

I don’t know how well this thing would handle. It actually might be a little more than scary to drive. It has got to be fairly heavy and it is shaped like a metal box. Must be really nice on the freeway; around semis or on a windy day! lol And to have one wheel controlling the whole thing…ugh! At least the steering/front wheel is wider than a conventional motorcycle’s front wheel. That’s not for looks, that’s a necessity otherwise you could forget turning that thing at speeds higher than 2 or 3MPH!
All-in-all this thing would be VERY interesting to watch in the wind or handling turning on city streets!

etiii — September 30, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

If it rains, pull over and climb inside. No kids on this trip!

ghillie — September 30, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

That is really cool. I especially like the small block V8 to power it.

jayarmstrong — September 30, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

The duel-rear wheels would help a little in cornering however, you wouldn’t want to test that too much. You’d be calling a tow truck to get back upright

jayarmstrong — September 30, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

The dual-rear wheels would help a little in cornering however, you wouldn’t want to test that too much. You’d be calling a tow truck to get back upright

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:16 pm

I want to see who owns this palace on wheels!

Mayyday — September 30, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

Yo dawg I heard you like to do it on your motorcycle, so we put a mobile home on your bike so you can ride while you ride.

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 10:41 am

first comment!

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 10:51 am

Looks more like grapefruit.

Shanghai_Factor — September 30, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

That’s a good representation of how white people are treated in South Florida. No joke.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 12:48 am

Unless you speak spanish…

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:54 am

i choose this post to ‘First Comment’!

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 30, 2008 @ 10:07 am

More importantly: How attractive was this woman?

For my own sake, I’m going to assume she was at least a 7 out of 10. Otherwise it ruins my whole fantasy.

24601 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:34 am

If you’d ever been to Swansea, your fantasy would have been ruined regardless.

DCR — September 30, 2008 @ 11:50 am

Good quip by the spokesman.

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

Sadly, this would never happen in America. *Sigh

gor — October 1, 2008 @ 1:15 am

I once talked my girlfriend into going out with a gem of a product strapped to her called “The Snapper” and I had the remote. It was, 1, hilarous, and 2, very fucking hot!

Sarcastastic — September 30, 2008 @ 8:14 am

Hahahaha, oh hilarity… but all immaturity aside, this is for nail-painting.

nicklogan2 — September 30, 2008 @ 8:40 am

looks like an at home prostate checker

copypaiste — September 30, 2008 @ 8:44 am

@Sarcastastic thank you! I was really frustrated to guess what is that for. Really. But that “Unbreakable plastic” is so confusing XD

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:45 am

it’s a coat hook

would also make gnarly earrings for someone who guages their ears

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:56 am

That`s the way they sell them in Canada.

dorix — September 30, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

In Canada, practice fingers come in bags.

macol — September 30, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

@dorix:
or wash up on the shore. wait, thats feet.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:24 pm

They’d make cute bathroom hooks.

mndlssequation — September 30, 2008 @ 7:26 am

Mein Gott! Ich muss es finden!

Orin — September 30, 2008 @ 7:34 am

http://www.affengeile-geschenk.....hampoo.htm
oder
http://www.box24.de/karton/def.....ch=08_1320

ack — September 30, 2008 @ 8:05 am

Muss mann Eier waschen???

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:46 am

if your ass is hairy enough to need its own shampoo, i feel for you

colonel-yum-yum — September 30, 2008 @ 10:21 am

@nate
Ass? What ass? Dem bees bollox!

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:57 am

Is there conditioner already in it?I hate tangled hair.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

Beats lavender soap for a Christmas gift for Nana.

teezy weezy — September 30, 2008 @ 7:01 am

as victoria beckham!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:17 am

That guy is as confused about his racial identity as Caio.

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 10:55 am

Magnus if a bit of gravel chipped your BMW windshield and you couldn’t afford to replace it, would you take that final step and escape this earthly realm, facing nothing but the eternity of nothingness which confronts you?

Would you take your BMW with you to the beyond?

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:59 am

Oh,something tells me this fellow is not going to be voting for McCain.

Dyna-Mole — September 30, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

This man is clearly an expert at compromise. I bet his conflict resolution skills are incredible.

Inev — September 30, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

…Jim Carrey?!

thelotuseater725 — September 30, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

IT’S A TRAP!!!!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

I think someone with a BMW must have butt fucked Caio’s mom and or gf in front of him.

I don’t own one and never have but I guess in correcting dumbshit he thinks it erks me that he is implying I drive a more expensive car than I actually do.

Exceptional logic you closet case, racially confused, little bullshitter. lol

poor you

poor anyone of a blood relation who feels obligated to not hate you.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

How come you didn’t say the guy in the picture was sexually confused, magnus?

With a body that good, he gets away with those shoes marvellously.

Brevity Truta — September 30, 2008 @ 8:17 pm

(Not that *I* think he’s sexually confused).

Caio — September 30, 2008 @ 8:21 pm

So, Magnus, how’s the transmission on your beast holding up? I heard the transmission on those ‘86 bmw 325s are a piece of crap.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

Ya I’m just sorry I ever doubted you were a total fucking loser now.

Vote republican if for no other reason than the biggest loser currently embarrassing himself on this site will cry about it.

Bye bye, faggert.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — September 30, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

Oh and sexually confused? No I think he knows exactly which way he swings his bat. The guy up there I mean. Not Caio who got denied entry to the Black Panthers after he showed up and they saw he’s whiter than a corpse.

Angry angry little white kid with no one to listen to his history lessons or any of his other bullshit.

Just….

Brevity Truta — October 1, 2008 @ 12:00 am

ah. The guy up there might be in a sikh turban, but I think it’s more a 1950s-style Hollywood on the Riviera thing he’s got going on. He’d be culturally confused, if anything, because sikhism’s a religion.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 1, 2008 @ 12:04 am

I dated a Sikh girl. Her brethren were not happy seeing a white guy walking around with one of their hotter women.

multi_masked — September 30, 2008 @ 5:21 am

First Comment? diabeetus was really being a troll….

colonel-yum-yum — September 30, 2008 @ 6:29 am

Should be world cup feelher, Amirite?

copypaiste — September 30, 2008 @ 7:41 am

That guy is screaming “I love Ireland!!!” XD

ack — September 30, 2008 @ 8:07 am

@colonel-yum-yum
Exactly right.

ghillie — September 30, 2008 @ 9:20 am

Is that how Caio tries to get into a chicks pants?

colonel-yum-yum — September 30, 2008 @ 9:40 am

@ghillie
Probably, seeing as he’s grabbing her chest.

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:50 am

her nippies are hard

TrikYodz — September 30, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

alphabet of manliness
c is for cop a feel.
hes exicuting this perfectally.

colonel-yum-yum — September 30, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

@TrikYodz
speaking of alphabet, “executing” “perfectly”
LEARN THEM!

TrikYodz — September 30, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

@yum yum
GRAMMAR NAZI OFF THE PORT BOW!!!!

wookie_x — September 30, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

@TrikYodz
Actually, he’s being a spelling Nazi.
I’m being a vocabulary Nazi.
No grammar Nazis yet.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 12:46 am

Good concealment, perfect location, Excellent timing. Near flawless execution… Wow, this guy’s a pro…

diabeetus — September 30, 2008 @ 4:14 am

First comment!

GorillaMunch — September 30, 2008 @ 5:08 am

you son of a bitch!

AlecDalek — September 30, 2008 @ 9:05 am

If apple did make an ipod that could play cassettes, the tape would be installed at the factory, and when you want to change the tape, you’d have to send it back to them and pay them $100. Just like the battery.

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:52 am

the bottom pic looks like Jack Skellington nom-nomming a tape

mikoyangurevich15 — September 30, 2008 @ 11:01 am

An attempt at better sound quality that failed.

RoQ — September 30, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

EPIC WIN

7footJesus — September 30, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

So they opened up their ipod, stuck an old audio cassette in 1/4 of the way, and took 2 pictures. Incredible.

diabeetus — September 30, 2008 @ 3:06 am

First comment!

MikeBabaguh — September 30, 2008 @ 3:07 am

If he’s just going to spam, how about diabeetus gets a ban?

ack — September 30, 2008 @ 3:09 am

I have been to Ohio and have personally observed that the people there truly are cocksuckers.

This picture is accurate.

NoOneInParticular — September 30, 2008 @ 3:42 am

From the movie Heathers:
“This is Ohio. If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.” - JD

Dyna-Mole — September 30, 2008 @ 4:14 am

When it sees me, I’ll shit

robustion — September 30, 2008 @ 8:02 am

sweeeeet lol

Sarcastastic — September 30, 2008 @ 8:17 am

Stormcock: showers in Ohio.

AlecDalek — September 30, 2008 @ 9:09 am

Typing first post in the first post is recognized as THE most lame thing you can do on the internet, and does infact get you banned in a lot of places places. So yes, ban him.

natedog — September 30, 2008 @ 9:53 am

that is totally NOT spam

phat_stack — September 30, 2008 @ 10:19 am

Tenth comment!

LukeV1-5 — September 30, 2008 @ 12:18 pm

Comment!

diabeetus — September 30, 2008 @ 2:02 am

First comment!

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 2:06 am

The back and neck pain has to be incredible after sleeping like that.

jediadept — September 30, 2008 @ 2:07 am

This would be hilarious if a deer in hunting camo were driving the car.

ack — September 30, 2008 @ 3:10 am

Bum-per?

Dreth — September 30, 2008 @ 7:00 am

One heck of a balance.

skaarax — October 3, 2008 @ 3:40 am

ta xida