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    Sticky

    I read about these. They’re gag gift boxes used to disguise things. Or just watch people awkwardly try to thank you.

    Disgustipater

    Gag box huh? Makes sense, since the 30 minutes/4 slices of toast statement was rather boastful.

    JoeCrow

    From the Onion Store, They’ve got a few more boxes which I plan to buy this Christmas.

    store.theonion.com/cards_giftboxes-c-21.html

    schulzbrianr

    Boastful? As in, impressive? It takes like 2 minutes to make a single piece of toast. 2×4=8? 8<30

    Disgustipater

    “Oh ho! Look at me. I’m schulzbrianr and I’m so important with my magical toaster that can toast bread at lightning fast speeds.”

    schulzbrianr

    Yeah, that, or I’ve used a toaster in the past 20 years. Which is about how old the toaster we have is. So it’s probably toasting with cancer, but whatever. Haven’t you ever heard the Brian Regan “Pop Tart Directions” skit?

    Disgustipater

    No, I haven’t. Was he being facetious too?

    Musashi1584

    man for a second when i first saw this i was like “DO WANT” but that was quickly shattered when you guys said it was a fake box. now im just a sad panda.

    RSIxidor

    Who lives in the east ‘neath the willow tree
    Sexual Harassment Panda!
    Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
    Sexual Harassment Panda!
    Don’t say that don’t touch there
    Don’t be nasty says the silly bear
    He’s come to tell you what’s right and wrong
    Sexual Harassment Panda!

    RSIxidor

    And I really do want one.

    Phyreblade

    You want a sexual harassment panda? Why?