Know your kryptonite!

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    frogurtx

    “deadly only to plant life of any world”

    Only, lol

    TGGeko

    Yea, I knew this. Saved my ass a few times.

    camusapprentice

    what about black kryptonite?

    I tried to brush up on my kryptonite types about 5 years back, but the way they describe gold k is how they describe black k in smallville.

    Now to preempt a possible shit storm, Smallville has raped comic superman, but has caused confusion for us youngins nonetheless.

    Luke Magnifico

    I used to watch Smallville.

    It’s OK if you concentrate really hard on pretending it’s not Superman, for the first couple of seasons.

    But then there were caves, and there was a Justice League of some kind, and I was like, Fuck this, I’m leaving.

    Luke Magnifico

    Seriously, what was up with the caves?

    Phyreblade

    HoChunk: Ah yes, the infamous XLax-K…

    camusapprentice

    LukeV1-5: EXACTLY! I had this conversation with my girlfriend and said exactly what you just said word for word.

    I actually almost bought what season 1 was selling. Outragously slow and id expect more from superman than a freak of the week plot, but whatever. Then it all went to shit. The caves where the reason I stopped watching, but my stepdad had the entire run so far on dvd so i ended up watching the rest because I was bored as fuck. I enjoyed them if I did my best to make different names for each of the characters and made sure to partician off part of my brain so as not to mix with my unraped image of Superman.

    HoChunk: Havnt laughed that hard in a LONG time. But if Superman were given explosive shits, would he shit so hard that the momentum of the shit leaving him would launch him into orbit? Because if so, it would be far more helpful than I origonally thought.

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