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  • Garage Destruction

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    why you should have insurance.

    Cargo Ship Topple

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    So, you ask why your priceless vase from china is a little banged up?  I give you this.

    Star Wars Storm Trooper’s Midnight Snack

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    I seem to remember this being a part of a series, anyone know where from?

    CP On MCS

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    quick everyone drop your monocles!

    Naked Pregnant Woman

    Boobs (a MOMMY’S Boobs!) beyond the cut:

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    Florida Fires, Tropical Depression

    This images from from the Nasa Earth Observatory website. Which btw, is a pain in the ass to navigate. Someone got them a RSS feed.

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    Going into work yesterday, I noticed that I couldn’t see the capitol building, which I normally can, as it’s only about 2 miles away from my office. Apparently there’s some major fires north of me, but those fires are nothing in comparision to the tropical depression Andrea.

    Here’s another close up of the fires here in Florida / Georgia.

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    More information on the GA/FL fires can be found at the NASA Earth Observatory website

    New Computer Key

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    It’s the “oh shit!” key.

    Write On A Typewriter With One Key?

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    Might as well try to make truly great beer from just one brewing!  That’s why Pabst Blue Ribbon  is full-flavor blended from at least 33 fine brews. . . to insure depth of flavor, even goodness, superb quality.  Order it with confidence, serve it with pride – for no matter where you go, there is no finer beer then Pabst Blue Ribbon.

    Golly, times sure have changed.  Now Pabst is used as a urine replacement in piss tests.

    WWJD? JWGGMFC

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    What does it all mean?  Why does buddy jesus want my coffee?

    Monster Truck Thing

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    WTF is that thing?

    Stormtrooper Call Center

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    Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?


  • Smokey Train

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    I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

    Ronald McDonald Call Line

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    Does he look stoned to anyone else?

    Zombie Last Supper

     

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    Last Supper Insanity!

    [edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

    Ford F-150 SuperCrew

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    So what you driving these days?

    I love Pancakes

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    seriously, who doesn’t love pancakes?

    Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

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    Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

    Wasp Home Building

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    Lego Guitar

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    Monster Golf Cart

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    Internet Sucks – Come Here For Your Erotic Needs

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    Yeah, but will I get arrested if I wipe out my usb cable?

    Furry Friday

    Because furries are NSFW no matter what the circumstance or situation:

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    Business Hours

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    Door To Door Mormons!

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    by someone on myspace

    Darth Vader – Worst Movie Moment EVER?

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    God I cringe every time I see this shit.

    Transformers Live Action Movie Promo

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    lots more of these failures over at Micheal Bay’s website.

    Chloroform Date Assistant

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    After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.

    Somafm.com

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    Does anyone else listen to Groove Salad from Somafm.com?  They’ve been pimping the Internet Radio Equality Act a LOT, and with good cause.  I listen to them from work practically every day, and since they’re commercial free I can depend on nothing too crazy popping up out of nowhere.  Do yourself a favor and check them out, and then check out their post on the IREA.  I support SomaFM completely!

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    There was a young man from Wales

    There was a young man from Wales
    Whose yachting technique never fails.
    He dines on baked beans
    And plenty of greens,
    And his farts put the wind in the sails.

    Daily Dirty Limerick 

    Blade’s First Appearance

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    Oh how things change.