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  • College Short Story

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    A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
    The short story had to contain the following three things:
    1 Religion
    2 sexuality
    3 mystery
    Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
    “Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who did it.”

    Sean Connery Signed Portrait

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    This man is teh hotness.

    Rotating Circles Visual Trick

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    Focus on the dot in the centre (sic) and move your head backwards and forwards.

    USAF Rocket

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    I’ve been over to the Kennedy Space Center, and see rockets this size, and let me tell you, they’re huge, and beautiful.  I love the little shark face on the top of it!

    Break World Records

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    Not exactly a record that I would go out for, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

    Frog Parking Only

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    All others will be toad.

    Fancy Sports Photographer

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    Damn, I always wanted me one of those mustaches.

    Crackwhore Smurfette

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    by Tim John

    Big Brother Is Fine

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    go back to sleep

    everything is fine

    your government is in charge

    Electric Bath Duck

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    I hear this is from a “performance artist”

    Snake Oil

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    This stuff WORKS!

    Venture Brothers 21 & 24 Wallpaper

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    I just started season 2 of Venture Bros last night, and the first couple episodes are by far much better then the entire first season. This scene in particular had me lmoa.


  • Grand Theft Amish

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    T.W.A.T.

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    Dont’ Be A Filthy Terrorist

    Support TWAT

    The War Against Terror

    Modular Homes

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    WTF is this about.  I’m not sure I’d be able to live in such a structure.

    Carma Sutra

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    Got this from Randompictures

    Oh, and apparently, it’s a real book.

    Jesus Christ: First Pin Up Model

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    Oh no I didn’t.

    Oh Hi I Upgraded Your Ram

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    Older then sin, but still funny as fuck.

    Kingpin Clarke

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    Oye, have you seen this dude’s arms? And that bald head?

    Ghost Ship Wallpaper

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    I totally missed 1/2 this movie cause of a stupid girl that wanted to make out instead of watching people be killed in new and interesting ways.  Actually, now that I think about it, the sex was better then the movies, so forget about my bitching.  Enjoy the new wallpaper.

    Batman: Do You Like My Hat?

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    This man is my hero. Don’t get it? See here, it’s from the Red Son TPB.

    Funny 404 Error

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    The funny cannot be displayed

    The funny you are looking for is currently unavailable.  The thread may be experiencing funny difficulties, or you may need to adjust your funny settings.

    Fantastic Four Promo Image

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    More like fantastic cod piece, lol

    New To Goatse?

    Kaze sent this in:

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    Two small site updates/changes

    I’ve added bloglines and feedburner so they won’t be watermarked anymore.  Also, I’ve added another wordpress plugin, this one lets you subscribe to various posts, and get an e-mail alert when someone replies after you.  That way you don’t have to keep bouncing around the site when you really want to know if someone’s commented on your Hello Kitty comments.

    Chromed Out H2

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    These vehicles are gaudy as all fuck.  I want one.

    Carebear Wallpaper

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    Ninja Bush

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    Ninja In Chief!

    Server is on fire!

    Great welcomes be upon to you! Apparently we were put up on Digg. And on Reddit. Oh, and Stumbled Upon just hit a new high for the site too. All during the same week I took out a Fark.com advert, and while I love Dreamhost, they’re a shared website environment, so things go a little weird when one site out of the hundreds on a server starts to have the obscene traffic that MCS has received in the last 48 hours. So, I’m looking around to see what options I have.

    Odds are good that I’m going to have to find a server for MCS, and leave my other twenty sites at Dreamhost. What other websites? I have a list prepared!

    There’s really only two or three that get any serious amount of traffic, comiccovers, comic-images and MCS. So, MCS is going to have to move eventually. Until I figure out what I’m going to do, the site is going to remain where it’s at, and will still update, so fret not! And while you’re not fretting, add my RSS feed to your feed reader.

    BTW, should I put bloglines in my htaccess so it doesn’t get watermarked?

    What The Fuck Is This?

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    Dude is totally awesome.

    Wesley, Beverley, Jean Luc

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    God damn, I did not like this move.  But this is a pretty cool shot, it’s a shame they cut 90% of WW’s scene.

    Gamespot Wants To Sell You Something

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    I can’t figure out just what they want to sell, but I know someone out there can tell me.

    You Gonna Get What?

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    you of course, know what I’m referring to, yes?

    Guitar Hero

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    What the fuck do you need four of those for?

    Raining Men

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