Lazy Island

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  • DHL Pool Service

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    Reader voices strong opinion on atheists

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    It’s time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don’t believe in God, then get out of this country.

    The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

    I don’t recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, “In God We Trust.” So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.

    Atheists have casued the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our school sna being able to rpactice what can only be called evil. I don’t care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

    Wow.

    Just wow.

    [EDIT: Thanks to Dave, we now know this is a real letter from Alaska]

    Fast Dog Warning Sign

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    I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.

    Can you?

    Bible Fight!

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    damn if those books don’t hurt like a bitch.

    Installation Wizard

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    Installation Wizard demands thedeactivation of all running programs.

    Last Samuri Jedi

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    I woulda make it if he had one of those.  or maybe not considering the fetish for running into weapons that he had…

    Nice Atomic Cloud

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    Or should this be ‘a nice day over Iran’


  • Internet Rule 36

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    No matter what it is, it is someone’s fetish

    No exceptions.

    Post-Its!

    or is that post-tits?

    Watch For Vanilla Ice Graffiti

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    A little more obvious then the last one

    Offical Seal Of The United States Republican Party

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    THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN IRAQ, PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

    I maed poopies >=(

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    My new most fav emoticon  >=(

    I’m an indian, lol

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    Hay guise

    I’m an indian LOL

    We Can Repair ANYTHING.

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    We can Repair ANYTHING

    Please knock HARD on door

    The Bell doesn’t work.

    Pimp’s Computer

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    I’d say this is mine, but I’m not this pimp.  Sorry.

    Flash Mobile

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    wait.  what?  why does the world’s fastest man need a motorcycle?  WTF!?

    In canada cats grow in trees.

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    In canada cats grow in trees

    And milk comes in bags!

    Evil Spock

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    please note the ‘evil’ beard.

    Freddy Rogers

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    Chotiros “Amy” Suriyawong’s Black Dress

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    Lots more behind the cut: (more…)

    OMG WTF BBQ

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    Don’t you just LOVE urban dictionary?

    Ratcliff’s Obsession With BOOBS.

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    Dude, what the hell are you looking at there?  They don’t grow in until the NEXT movie.

    Spiders of DOOM

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    Splash Mountain of DEATH

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    Either he’s got some serious mental issues, or his wang is stuck in the straps.  That shit hurts yo.

    Valley of DEATH

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    Hot Pockets- Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes

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    Don’t get it?

    Watch this:
    Dr Tran WINS!

    Then laugh at this:
    Dr Tran is WIN!

    Then giggle like a little girl at this:
    Operation Dr. Tran