Stormtrooper Call Center

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Wait a second, those are storm troopers!?

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  • Smokey Train

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    I hate trains.  I live next door to a train track, and the trains are loud as fuck when they go by at 3AM

    Ronald McDonald Call Line

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    Does he look stoned to anyone else?

    Zombie Last Supper

     

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    Last Supper Insanity!

    [edit: I’m still trying to find out who made this masterpiece, but sadly all my sources are all dried up and crusty, much like a zombie.  Do you know who crafted this image?  Please put it in the comments ASAP!]

    Ford F-150 SuperCrew

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    So what you driving these days?

    I love Pancakes

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    seriously, who doesn’t love pancakes?

    Jack Daniel’s Old Number Seven

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    Am I seriously drinking at 2pm?  Yep.  Should you contact me?  Yep.

    Wasp Home Building

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    Lego Guitar

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    Monster Golf Cart

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    Internet Sucks – Come Here For Your Erotic Needs

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    Yeah, but will I get arrested if I wipe out my usb cable?

    Furry Friday

    Because furries are NSFW no matter what the circumstance or situation:

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  • Business Hours

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    Door To Door Mormons!

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    by someone on myspace

    Darth Vader – Worst Movie Moment EVER?

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    God I cringe every time I see this shit.

    Transformers Live Action Movie Promo

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    lots more of these failures over at Micheal Bay’s website.

    Chloroform Date Assistant

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    After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.

    Somafm.com

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    Does anyone else listen to Groove Salad from Somafm.com?  They’ve been pimping the Internet Radio Equality Act a LOT, and with good cause.  I listen to them from work practically every day, and since they’re commercial free I can depend on nothing too crazy popping up out of nowhere.  Do yourself a favor and check them out, and then check out their post on the IREA.  I support SomaFM completely!

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    There was a young man from Wales

    There was a young man from Wales
    Whose yachting technique never fails.
    He dines on baked beans
    And plenty of greens,
    And his farts put the wind in the sails.

    Daily Dirty Limerick 

    Blade’s First Appearance

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    Oh how things change.

    Faux News

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    Cat Propaganda Poster

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    Aristoi made this and sent it in!

    Action shots behind the cut :

    Big Bang Theory

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    California Ablaze

    Image from the NASA Earth Observatory

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    [edit: whoops. not california, northern mexico]

    Blogroll

    Everyone’s always asking me where I find such delightful imagery to share with the world. Now, I finally have a method of showing all of you my RSS subscription feeds, thanks to bloglines!

    Overloaded Trucks

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    now that’s what i call carpooling!

    *you are here

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    flame war!

    Wake up to illegal file-sharing – The risks aren’t worth it!

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    Actually I agree with pretty much all of this. I once had a conversation with a dude that was absolute adamant that he was ok, because he paid for the pro version of some shitty p2p client. I tried telling him that meant nothing, and he was an idiot for paying for it…

    Audrey Hepburn vs Paris Hilton

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    So, um, who would you pick?

    Peter Parker Jiggles

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    Seriously.  WTF?

    Steven Hawkings In Space

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    Not so much space as zero gravity, but still.  It’s fucking Steven Hawkins.  FLOATING.

    Serene Security

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