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  • Herpes Dating Ad

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    Blue eyed blonde female seeking male friend between 48-59 with genital herpes for companionship and outings.  if you have The Gift and need a friend to talk to I am here for you. Let’s have a coffee and chat

    Animated Gir & Mario

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    Awesome animated awesomeness.

    White House Gangsters

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    I recognize:
    Colin Powell
    Dick Cheney
    George Bush
    Condoleeza Rice
    UNKNOWN
    UNKNOWN
    Donald Rumsfield

    I have a feeling, one of them is the AG.
    and yeah, I know this picture is old, Powell was kicked from the posse..and I have a weird feeling I posted this before, but I can’t find it anywhere.

    Yellow Snake

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    Lost Dog Poster

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    Breed: Slut

    *Likes to Sniff (coke)

    Answers to:Heather Malone

    Last Seen: Fucking Mike Froland

    Kitty Fridge Magnet

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    Squishy Kitty!

    No maam

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    National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

    Alligator Mating Season

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    World War 2 Solider

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    From this site here, which I’m plan on going through later on this week and pulling out some of the cooler ones.

    Viper Wine

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    Star Trek: Picard And Sisko

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    My two most favorite Star Trek captains.  I liked Sisko a bit better though, cause he would whoop up on your ass.

    Mace Windu And Purple Light Sabre

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    It’s the one with “BFM” on it.

    Hotlinking Is Risky

    This isn’t an e-mail that I’ve personally received, but it’s still funny:

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    As you know, when you hotlink images from someone else’s site, you run the risk of “your” pictures turning into either golden frogs or Mr Goatsie.

    Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

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    Simply beautiful art.  I’m still trying to finish the third Soul Drinkers novel, hoping to have it done by the time the next one comes out.

    Che Bacca

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    I lol’d.


  • Electile Dysfunction

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    New Firefox Logo

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    Am I Too Big?

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    Yes. Yes you are. But even fat girls need lovin!

    Santa Bear And The 7 Gay Elves

     

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    Living Room Computer

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    It’s not a computer for the living room.  It’s a computer the size of your living room.

    Smell The Cat’s Ass

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    What The Fuck is the world coming to?

    McDonalds: Not Capable of Cooking Anything Remotely Like This

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    But you would eat your own shit if our marketing was good enough.

    6 PCS Precision Screwdriver Set: Not To Be Inserted Into Penis

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    Yeah, so apparently, this is real.  But why do they care if someone sticks it in their dick?

    Wife Has Been Kidnapped

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    Wife has been kidnapped!  I’m short .98 for ransom.

    I hate bums.  Bum bum bum.  I do like the word bum though.

    Mathmatical Genius: Expand This Equation

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    Um, what’s the correct way to do it? I don’t remember much from the nightmare that is math…

    COmpaq FAQ: Where Is The Any Key?

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    “This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this means you can press any of the keys on they keyboard (such as the Enter Key, the R key, or the space bar).

    it’s a real FAQ question.

    Big Jelly Fish

     

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    Holy shit that’s big.

    Ass Spider

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    Captain Enema

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    Feed Me A Stray Cat

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    Name that movie!

    Dead Bus Stop

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    Windex Injuries

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    Eragon Screenplay

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    Jeremy Irons ftw?

    Ghost Rider Wallpaper

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    There’s a Ghost Rider movie coming out soon…but the trailer made me cry it looked so stupid.  How do you screw up the Ghost Rider?

    Will It Take Off?

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    There’s been a little bit of a conversation on this matter, and I’m not sure why. It seems obvious to me, right?

    Ghost Busters Vs Ghost Rider

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    Those Ghost Busters are getting around