Goatse Sighting

In Omaha, NE

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

Look at you scared now, you hoe.  Scared like a little white pussy.  Scared of the real man.  I’ll fuck you till you love me faggot.

Viking Water Mellon

The Best Penis Extension Money Can Buy

Can’t Take The Chance Joke

A man and his every-naggin wife went to vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.  The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy land, For $150.”  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied “long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take the chance…”

Scarlet Witch Cosplayer

Trey Parker And Matt Stone : Servents of the dark lord Xenu

“So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun!”

Jesus Whispers: They took your red swingline stapler? You should set the building on fire…

Tonight, we do the “bad place” (ky advertisement)

so who’s going to get reamed?

I Am A Thief I Stole From Wal-Mart

Thief = Hero!

Getting dressed

Pole dancing

 

 

Optimus Prime (hi-res)

Sunflower In A Water Drop

Hard Time Finding Gloves That Fit

Sandwich.

[Food porn]

Garfield Buttsecks!

Wiimoting girl gif

BACON!!

[Food porn]

Bush’s motto

It’s a bird!

Don’t think he’s going to make it…

Piracy helps stop global warming

Map of religious adherents in the United States

Move It Or Lose It (submarine vs polar bears)

Can’t hardly wait

D-Day: Battle of Normandy

Respect.

An entrepreneur with a mall that big is obviously compensating for something

Smileys are murder

Don’t use smileys anymore.

Blame the Hippies CCG card

US Army

This is made of 100% truth and 50% lulz

Yes that is 150% we’re the army we can do that.

Tea Bagging

Thundercats Pilot Nudism

Another door I’m not allowed through

[this door is closed]

MegaTron (hi-res)

Perfect Movie Post Placement

Three Brazillians dead in Iraq

This is why people with snakes are jackarses

Cathulhu

contradictions part 1 MILLIONSSSS!!!!!!

ya i know that one is not plural (plz no comment on my grammer it’s embarassed enough as it is)

Cigarette hazmat truck

She may look clean-

“You can’t beat the Axis if you get VD”

Roundabout Animation

Bitch, plz. I has backup

Batman’s New Bat Cycle

Puppy with two hearts

Chihuahua that was born with a heart-shaped pattern it is fur.

Epic Boobs

Emos like linkin park

Airplane saftey

i doubt this is real but…one can dream

The Gods Hate Kansas

Saw this at a used bookstore today and it made me laugh.