Insider Savings!

A swear-to-God unedited scan of Dick’s Groceries’ Insider discount card:

Dick’s Insider

Savings Card

Our Great Values Include Low Prices!

Confused? Sound it out…

…I am your father

Message For Barry Bonds

God bless hot dogs and beer.

Bed Spring Monster

Lego Bioshock Big Daddy

BLOOD OF JESUS

WTF?  Who’s smearing feces blood all over their classrooms again!?

NSFW – david duchovny tea cup picture

Tea Cups are NSFW, right?

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The Dude Vinci

Family Guy’s Star Wars Movie Poster

Huevitos

Bad Good Excellent Relationships

Justice League Of America (ass)

Just when you thought they couldn’t highlight Wonder Woman’s ass more…

Emo Liberty Spikes

Matchbox Toys Advertisement

Office Timetable

Relationships Motivational Poster

Sure there are plenty of other fish in the sea.  But you’re not anywhere near the sea.  You’re in the desert.  Alone.

Sumo Splits

I had no clue that sumos could do this!

Bike crash sequence…

Confusing Street Sign

Unhappy Carrot Cat

Man Runs All Out Of Bubble Gum

Pedobear in action

Focus

Jedi Shield

[faraday cage]

Ninja Tea Party

Bad parking job

Not only do they use two parking spots, but they’ve chained their dog to the wheel.

I hope they remembered the dog before they pulled out into traffic.

Another Air Plane Dip

People are amazing…

Dew Drops

Awesome Duck Hair

Watermelon Donkey

Oktoberfest Is Coming

Official 2007 Festival Dates: September 22nd – October 7th. Get ready to drink up, bitches.

Penguin Warning

Warhammer Space Marine

Motorola ROKR Transformer

Apparently this thing can still takes pictures and takes calls…awesome.

Acura Integra for Sale

1999 ACURA INTEGRA – very clean, only rolled once, less than 60k…

Gun Bag

Hedgehog

Never Lend Your Car To A Woman

Death Bike

Lovin’ Lamb

[inflatable love doll]

Heil Spellcheck! Grammar Natzee Dictionary

Prove it with religion! Oh wait. you can’t

Rioter Vs Riot Police

Classic Sexy Secretary With Main Frames

Mirror Frog

Needs More Outboard Boat Engines

wtf!

Sausage Rack

Lenticular Clouds Over Hawaii

Durex Condom Advertisement

Hayden Panettiere Glamore Shot