Spider-man Cosplay
Tags:Comic Books, Cosplay, Sexy
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Failed Rider
This is why lower is not better.
I snapped this shot a few years ago. This guy was (maybe still is) the definition of a squid, even with all the gear. The bike ended up where the three people down the hillside are standing in the second shot.
The guy did not follow the bike (unfortunately).
(The failed bong picture reminded me of a sloshball game (with bikers) but those pictures aren\’t very interesting so it made me think of this. :p )
Buffalo Encounter
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Tongues
Blending In
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, WTF
Republican Christian
A man is walking through the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front of the little girl’s screaming parents.
The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man returns her to her terrified parents.
A New York Times reporter has seen the whole scene and says to the rescuer. ‘Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life, he says.
‘Why, it was nothing, the man says. ‘Really, the lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lion’s den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right.â€
‘I noticed a bible in your pocket — are you a republican? asked the journalist.
‘Yes, and I’m a christian on my way to a bible study, the man replies.
‘Well, I’ll make sure this act won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the front page, he says before leaving.
The following morning the man buys a copy of the New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on first page:
‘Right Wing Republican Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Lunch.â€
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Midget Fucker
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, ‘You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again! Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, ‘Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off ?
– Thur Jan 15 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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Would you like to dance?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ‘Would you like to dance? The girl haughtily says, ‘I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with a fuck like of you. The guy says, ‘I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. — Fri Dec 26 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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