The Best Of Intentions, The Worst Of Retentions

Customer: ‘Hello?

Me: ‘Hello ma’am, this is **** Bookstore. I’m calling to let you know the book you ordered has come in.

Customer: ‘What? You’re who?

Me: ‘This is **** Bookstore. You ordered a book from us and it’s here.

Customer: ‘I ordered a book?

Me: ‘Yes.’

Customer: ‘I don’t remember ordering anything.’

Me: ‘The order sticker says you ordered it last week. The title is Improving Your Memory.’

Witches of the east and west

Shot for shot

fleet week, NYC 2009…

doubleplus ungood

Solar Smoke Shadow

rust orange mustang

Penguin Pilot

Room 1221

A man is in a hotel lobby. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.

She replies, ‘if your cock is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.

meatwad $4.99

Pinnochio Paradox

Make my Mood

Hungry Weiner Dog

GTFO

fap fap fap team

college resorces

Blue berries

Abandonded Building

Backwards Boat

doggy kisses

Warhammer 40k Bolter

The Joker

Shuttle Lift To The Left

star wars – scout trooper

Red Guns

House Widescreen

Green Lime

Do not feed the metroid

Clint Eastwood

pulp fiction badasses

a wizard has turned you into a mudkip

zelda on horse

Terminator – TSCC Humorous Outcomes

V – Shadows

Star Trek Battle

b-52 on runway

Olga Kurylenko For Ka Promoshoot

Sexy Cow Costume

New Avengers Vs Kang

man in bra

Top Gear – The Stig

Superhero Family

Spock’s Eyebrow

Clean Computer

Loop Swing

murdertrain a comin

horny bitch

scarlet up against the wall

Awesome eyes with awesome downblouse

A Wings

Police Pasttime

Dino Love